in spayse no wun kan heer yoo komplayn over a spilld drink!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog chekking in frum the starship enterprize chek it owt!!!

unfortchoonatly mr stik in the mud sulu will not let me drive!!! so i gess i wil go tawk to the kaptin insted!!!

it seems that the kaptin is on the saym kwest wot i am on naymly to stop tuckers gases frum beeing absorbd by the blak hole at the senter of the galaksee and thus kawzing it to emit a massiv burst of raydeeayshun wot wil be eeven wurse for erth then tuckers gases ar!!!

oh no the inkompetent mr sulu has almost drivvin us into a hily konsentrayted klowd of tucker flatchoolense!!! this wood never hav happend if i wuz driving!!! we ar putting up owr sheelds and engaydjing in evaysiv manoovers wish us luk evrybuddy!!!

this is dennis sining off and hiding under the kaptins chayr!!! ok bye

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Shortly thereafter …

5 thoughts on “in spayse no wun kan heer yoo komplayn over a spilld drink!!!

  1. Wouldn’t the inertial dampeners that keep every from being squashed like bugs against the back wall of the bridge when they go into warp speed also prevent Kirk’s appletini from spilling? Oh crap. We just gave away the fact that we’ve been watching ‘How William Shatner Changed the World’ didn’t we? And Mom wants the ‘I’m a doctor not a biscuit maker’ t-shirt to go along with her ‘I’m a doctor not an engineer’ t-shirt. *sigh* We live with a crazy nerd lady. And it’s rubbing off on us. *double sigh*

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus


  2. I’m a doctor, not a biscuit maker! Ha ha ha ha ha! That might be one of the best lines ever!

    That cloud of flatulence makes global warming look pale in comparison. I hope you’re holding on tight under that chair, Dennis, and that the Enterprise is equipped with gas masks!


  3. Hey Dennis!
    Wow, I’m rolling on the floor about that not-a-biscuit-maker comment! Too funny. And that chick magnet bumper sticker is making me snort big-time. Mom is totally cracking up at this one.
    Seriously though, I’m not sure that Kirk’s testosterone and Old Spice fumes wouldn’t be worse than the cloud of gas! BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP


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