hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i seem to hav arowzd trixies suspishuns with the staydj wot is going up in the bakyard but maybe i can konvinss her it is not my fawlt!!!
i am going to try the taktik of deenying evrything!!!
deenyal is not just a river in the mithical land of eedjipt!!! ha ha!!!
hmm i am not shoor she is buying my storry
a nondeenyal deenyal??? wot is that suppozd to meen??? and hay mowse yoo ar not helping!!! hmm perhaps flatteree wil git me sumware!!!
ok wel that didnt wurk!!! perhaps ummm i seem to heer hevvy futsteps approatching …
oh hay wow it is my old frend ludo frum that time wot i got lost in the lab … labyr … in the maze!!!
uh oh kaptin kirk is not going to be happy abowt ludo wanting to sing with the band!!! those too always wer jellus of eetch other!!! wel i wil figger owt how to keep evrywun happy and not git in trouble with trixie on akkownt of i am dennis the vizsla and i never giv up!!! ok bye
The Oceanside Animals 
We agree with the beautiful Trixie, she DOES always look pretty, and she does always guard the premises despite all the impossible things that Dennis is always doing. I don’t remember the hairy monster from before, who in the heck is that??? I am close to giving up on Dennis and his goofy plans!
Stella
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Dude… We thinks you should get Trixie to send that Captain Kirk back to Canada! Then the Mounties can make his tea.
Sam and Pippen
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You almost had Trixie fooled Dennis!! I think perhaps you may need to put on one of your hats to help figure this one out 🙂
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Don’t worry about Cap’n Kirk… just call fur a COUPLE of those Green Hoochie Coochie girrrrls he likes so well, and he will furget alllllllll about the tea.
Trixie however, is NOT gonna furget about her impaired line of sight. I’m just sayin, Dennis. OK Bye
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Your denials are brilliantly stated. Perhaps that is why you are the role model for dogs everywhere on the internet.
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i think you has something wrong there Dennis, that casnot be Ludo, cos I here. Um.
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Hey Dennis!
Wow, Kirk will not be happy to share the stage. He’s sort of one of those one-man-band kinda peeps. Maybe if you give Ludo one of those red shirts, that will solve the problem.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
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Hmmm… Dennis, this one is going to be tricky to pull off! I’m not sure who’s going to be more unhappy, Trixie of Kirk!
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Dennis, how do you manage to get in so much trouble doing nothing?
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Distract Kirk with a beautiful alien, Dennis, that will give you time to fix the rest!
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Oh Dennis
That Twixie is way too suspishuss, But I have faif in yoow powews of pawsuashun
smoochie kisses
ASTA
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Mom is still giggling about the fates of the poor red shirts. Kirk is a bit of a prima donna, isn’t he? But hey, if someone is handing out the formula for transparent aluminum, count us in. We could handle wealth beyond the dreams of avarice. Or something like that. Heehee. Good luck with the denials, Dennis. And Trixie, you are Very Pretty!
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
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Transparent aluminum would be good for watching for a safe level of food in my food bin. I think mom has let it get very low. Maggie the Vizsla
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