hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yoo may hav herd abowt a turtel wot wuz taypd to sum balloons heer in oshunside wel it terns owt he is sum sort of intrepid eksplorer turtel and is also verry kranky chek it owt!!!
i tried to git the skoop on the hole stuk in a tree thing but the turtel stedfastly denize that it wuz him!!!
hmm i wunder if i shud ask if he nos the faymus sooper hero turtel gamera ha ha
it seems like the turtel duznt reely want to tawk to me ennyway!!!
i think i wood hav notisd it if their wer turtels floating arownd on balloons in the joorassik peeryod!!! i think the turtel is mayking things up!!!
wel ennyway i gess we wil never lern the troo storry of how the turtel got stuk in a tree!!!
but then agin maybe we wil!!! ha ha ok bye