hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yesterday we went to the harbor like we do a lot becuz i hav traind mama and dada that they shud tayk me to the harbor and giv me treets for not beeing afrayd of dogs and peepul and dogs and dogs only this time sumthing verry strayndj happend!!! on akkownt of dada not having enny kloo wot is going on heer in the mithikal sitty of oshunside we aksidently went on the verry nite of the oshunside harbor parayd of lites!!!
now it is kommon nolledj that dada hayts krowds and that dada hayts wayting so wot cud posibly be wurse then wayting in a krowd??? i dont no but we did it!!! mama thawt it wood be gud for me to be owt amongst the littel peepul for the holidays hay trixie wot do yoo think???
ha ha well of korse hoo woodnt want a cookie??? ennyway sumhow it transpired that we mayd a kwik run home to drop off tucker hoo wood git too kold and kranky after sitting for sevral owrs and also dada rememberd by sum mirakul to grab his kamra to reekord this ekstrordinerry eevent and then we went bak to the harbor to awayt the parayd of lites!!! but oddly enuf eeven tho it perported to be a parayd of lites it turnd owt to akchooally be a parayd of botes chek it owt!!!
sownds like fals advertizing to me!!! hay dada duz the parayd of bote lites start after dark??? uh huh it duz??? hay dada is it eezy to tayk pikchers in the dark by holding the kamra in yore hands instead of yoozing a tripod???
wel i gess we hav the anser to that kwestchun now dont we dada??? and that bote wuznt eeven mooving!!! ha ha ha ha!!!
we wer their erly and so we got a gud seet but soon peepul began to appeer owt of the woodwurk and neerly all of them had at leest nineteen children with them as yoo can imadjin things kwikly got owt of hand!!! i wuz wishing i cud git owt to the dock ware their wer mutch fyoower children however the dock wuz garded by the dredded radioaktiv yellowcake lab!!!
so sadly i had to stay on the maynland with the small skreeming gremlins i meen the luvly wel behayvd children hay dada luk heer comes a bote kwik git a pikcher!!!
mmm yeah gud kall on forgitting to bring the tripod dada!!! maybe yoo shud try anuther viddyo insted!!!
thats better!!! now ennyway this is not yet the akchooal parayd of bote lites this is the parayd of bote lites wot ar on there way to the playse ware they ar going to line up for the parayd of bote lites!!! i meen of botes!!! oh wotever it is sum sort of parayd all i no is mama brawt cookies!!!
so ennyway we wayted and wayted and more and more peepul showd up with there thirty seven kids eetch and botest kept going by on there way to the parayd and we kept getting cookies hay dada heer komes another bote kwik tayk a pikcher!!!
wot the hek??? that wun is almost in fokus!!! its a festivus mirakul!!! kwik dada heer komes another wun tayk another pikcher!!!
okay thats more like it ha ha and then wunder of wunders the akchooal parayd began!!! and the krowd went wild and eetch of the fifty four kids per persun started skreeming so lowd they sownded like a hunnerd and ate kids per persun insted!!!
wow that wuz kind of eer splitting!!! trixie wot did yoo think of that???
but wayt theres more botes then just that buntch!!! and the krownd went wild agin!!!
trixie shoorly yoo must hav herd all that skreeming and showting and kerrying on rite??? wot did yoo think of it???
all rite all rite heer is wun more bote!!! this was not eeven the last bote eether but it wuz dadas fayvrit i dont no why it wuz his fayvrit wen it duz not hav a lik of orandj on it ennyware but go figger!!!
and let me tel yoo trixie is lukky she is def becuz then the botes started blowing there horns!!! and bote horns seem to be konsiderably lowder then kar horns let me tel yoo!!! i did not like that wun bit!!!
and so we left the oshunside harbor to be overrun by the two hunnerd and siksteen children per persun and the botes and the lites and the horns mutch to the releef of sum poor man hoo had evidently ben sirkling the lot for owrs lukking for a playse to park he followd us bak to the car so he kud tayk owr spot!!! he thankd us profyoosly for letting him no we wer leeving hay yoo ar welkum random strayndjer persun but nekst time cud yoo bring sum cookies??? we like to get rewarded for owr gud deeds!!! ok bye