hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay it has ben verry chilly and rainee heer laytly and so we hav not gottin to go to the harbor in a wile but on satterday mama and dada pakd me and trixie into the kar and we tuk a ride so i think it must be a harbor trip!!! i meen ware else wud we go!!! i am not shoor why we ar driving in the opposit direkshun frum the oshun but i am shoor it is just sum sort of misunderstanding!!!
hmm so it seems that sumwun has mayd a navigayshunal error and we hav ended up sumware wot is not the harbor hay trixie wot do yoo think???
hmm thank yoo trixie that wuz verry helpful hay heer is a sine i wunder wot it sez!!!
oh boy rantcho gwakkamoley!!! i hope dada brawt a fyoo dollers so he can perchus sum for me!!! onward trixie lets find sum gwakkamoley!!! hay wot is in those holes over their???
hmm no gwakkamoley or gofers their lets keep going!!! hay heer ar sum stayrs up to a konkreet platform perhaps this is ware they hav their gwakkamoley stand lets go see!!!
hmm nope no gwakkamoley heer eether just a jiant hot playt in the grownd!!! witch meens we must hav wanderd into a batchelor apartment or posibly a dorm rum!!! oh wayt i bet this is the jiant hot playt ware they heet up there jiant vats of gwakkamoley!!!
ha ha verry funny lets moov on frum the jiant hot playt shall we??? hay luk a tree maybe i kan pee on it!!!
hmm i hav never met a tree before wot wuz bolted to the grownd perhaps i wil giv this wun a miss oh luk i see water in the distanse!!!
this must be the harbor after all!!! becuz evrywun nos the only serfuss water in sandy eggo is in the oshun!!! lets go to the harbor trixie!!!
hmm their seems to be an unyoozhual konsentrayshun of waterfowl in the harbor tooday!!! and an unyoozhual pawsitty of botes!!! cud it be that the waterfowl sank all the botes so they cud hav all the water to themselvs??? i think it cud!!! trixie wot do yoo think???
yes thank yoo trixie a gaym of duck duck goose wud be luvly but first we need to solv the mistry of the missing botes!!! let us eksplore ferther this misteeryusly misteeryus boteless harbor!!! ah ha!!! luk at this spot ware the weeds alongside the harbor wer all flattend!!!
kleerly sum sort of jiant monster has kome ashore heer skattering the botes before it like toys!!! in fakt i bet the jiant hot playt is were the monster warms up its jiant pot of ramen noodels!!! witch i am pritty shoor is wot all jiant monsters eet!!! trixie wot do yoo think???
trixie!!! fokus!!! we need to run away!!!
wow trixie yoo and dada just bayrly got away in time!!! come on me and mama fownd a way owt of heer wot wil tayk us away frum the sinister non harbor wense the jiant monster emerdjd!!!
hay wayt wot is this a woodin bridj??? over more surfiss water??? i thawt we wer in kalifornya!!! wot is this with the trees and the open spayses and the surfiss water??? and ware is the gwakkamoley i wuz promissd???
trixie do not be afrayd!!! the bridj appeerz to be sturdy and i did not see enny trolls underneeth it!!! yoo shud be aybel to kross it sayfly!!!
wel now that we ar akross the bridj we appeerd to hav ended up in sumware wot kud not posibly be oshunside or indeed ennyware in sandy eggo i meen luk!!! their ar trees!!! and their is water!!! and their ar more trees!!!
trixie wot do yoo think???
hay wow gud eye trixie that is indeed orandj rubbish!!! ok we wil tayk a breef rest brake wile dada rolls arownd in the orandj rubbish like a crazy persun ha ha ok thats enuf dada i wuz just kidding!!! dada!!! git up off the grownd!!! oh wot is that thing over their???
hay trixie come luk at this it is a krashd witches brum!!!
i am shoor that the krashd witches broom is sumhow relayted to the jiant monster and the eekwally jiant hot playt i just hav not figgerd owt how yet!!! come on trixie lets git owt of heer!!!
uh oh it is another bridj!!! trixie let us gather owr kooradj for another jurnee over the water!!!
ok heer goze nuthing!!!
whew that wuz the longest bridj krossing yet!!! trixie we mayd it!!!
and wot do we find on the other side???
thats rite it is a sensitiv wildlife areea!!! so pleez trixie if yoo see sum wildlife heer do not poynt owt that they are funny lukking or ar an ugly kolor or that they liv in a swamp becuz they ar sensitiv and wil kry abowt it for weeks!!! oh hay luk its payvment!!! we hav emerdjd alive frum owr sojurn in the wilderness!!!
trixie yoo go on ahed i am going to try to figger owt how to git this dumster bak to the kar for tucker!!!
wel it terns owt dumsters ar reely hevvy so i had to leev it beehind it wont fit in the kar ennyway ha ha speeking of the kar kan we go back their now pleez??? i do not think i kan handel enny more of this bizarr playse wot is not the harbor!!!
and so we eskaypd frum the strayndj playse wot had water but wuz not the harbor!!! eeven tho it wuz verry weerd and i almost got cookd on a jiant hot playt and i did not git enny gwakkamoley i wood stil like to go bak becuz it smeld verry intresting and i stil think i can git that dumster into the kar if i work at it!!! ok bye