hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel wot with tuckers paw ishyoos theez days a lot of times he gits pikd up and kerreed arownd by mama and dada and evry time they pik him up i start barking at them to put him down and they just laff and say that i am saying dog in the air!!! dog in the air!!! but dogs do not belong in the air and this is why!!!
okay before diskussing why dogs do not belong in the air first we need to hav a breef diskushun of the fenomenon nown as gravitee now yoo may no gravitee as beeing wot kawzes appels to fall owt of treez and land on peepuls heds and wile this is troo it is only a simptom it is not the kawz the reel kawz of gravitee is the bending of spayse and time arownd lardj objekts sutch as the erth as shown in this pikcher in witch the erth is abowt to be destroyd by a jiant satelite wot is shaypd like a fly!!!
hmm that jiant satelite is a littel bit disterbing ok lets try this lets think of gravitee as beeing a donut wot surrownds the erth!!!
now sinse as i menshund gravitee is a feetcher of large objekts tuckers opinyun of himself also has kwite a bit of gravitee!!! so let us pikcher tucker in the middel of a donut wot has ben akyoomyoolayted by his vast self regard!!!
now as yoo can see if … ummm if tucker is in the air then … ummm … then he eets a donut … hmmm i hav kind of lost my trayn of thawt for this skolarly treetis abowt why dogs shud not be in the air let me do sum more reesertch and git bak to yoo!!! ok bye