reerun sunday a skolarly treetis on how bunneez mite be eeting yore froot treez

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay happy eester evrybuddy!!! dadas mama and dada and auntie ar heer visitting so i wil not be arownd mutch for a fyoo weeks on akkownt of i hav to follow them arownd and mayk shoor tucker duznt trip them and steel there fud however sinse tooday is bunnee day i thawt it mite be fun to reepost my old skolarly treetis on how bunneez attak froot treez chek it owt!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as yoo may no a wile bak dada and his frend planted sum froot treez on the hill behind their howses the idea beeing that in a fyoo yeerz the treez wood produse froot and then we cud eet it now yoo may be thinking to yoreself that this is a reedikyulus consept becuz evrywun nos that froot comes from the soopermarkit howevr dada insists that it akchooally grows on trees just like munny and spaghetti dada is so silly sumtimes!!!!

wel ennyway it turns owt that the bunnies on the hillside hav ben eeting the leeves and tender shoots off the socalled froot treez and sumhow they hav manajd to eet leeves that are much too hi off the grownd for them to reech yoozing normal meenz like stretching and yet it is well nown that bunneez cannot climb treez so theirfore with my keen observayshuns and uncanny deduktiv abiliteez i hav compiled this skolarly treetis on how they mite be eeting dadas froot trees and by ekstenshun yore own froot treez shud yoo be delooded enuf to hav them


first up we hav the bunny in the cherry picker this injenyus devise allows the bunny to denood an entire hilside in wun afternoon simply by driving it arownd to varius treez and raising and lowering the arm yoo wil note that the cherry picker has all terrayn weelz allowing the bunny to navigate the trecherus slope owtside the fense wot offen cawses too legged kreechers like dada to fall down yoo wil also note that the bunny is waring a construkshun helmet in accordanse with california safety standards for vermin operating hevvy ekwipment

nekst we hav the bunneez on there rolling skaffolding this has an advantadj over the cherry picker in that it costs less to rent skaffolding from yore local hevy ekwipment rental store and bunneez are notoryusly short of cash beeing as how they yoozually eet it under the mistayken impreshun that it is lettus this advantadj is offset howevr by the fakt that the skaffolding duz not hav a moter and so must be pushd arownd manyooally wich is verry diffikult on the steep hilside howevr bunneez offen hav the warewithal to rent more than wun skaffolding at a time wich mayks the job go faster oh and wunse agin the bunneez ar waring there helmets way to be sayf bunneez!!!!

in this pikcher we can see that the bunny has enlisted the help of a frendly nayborhud jiraff to assist it in its leef eeting aktiviteez this jiraff has no dowt eskaypd frum the wild animal park perhaps wile the enklozhur wich it shayrs with the famus shiny krome pole was beeing renovated the jiraff of korse has no intrest in eeting the leevs becuz wot with all the munny it mayks as a spokesanimal for toys r us it is abel to dine in fine restawrants like sooplantayshun and the olive garden yoo wil note that this bunny is not waring a helmet and neether ar the subsekwent bunneez and that is becuz they are no longer wurking with construkshun ekwipment and hense are not coverd by protektiv geer statchoots

in this pikcher we can see that a desperat groop of bunneez has resorted to using proton paks to dislodj leevs from the tree ever sinse the gostbusters franchise system closed down the blak market has of korse been awash in surplus proton paks wich can be yoozd for nocking down yummy foliadj as well as treeting yore gost to a proton pak tost the only problem is that bunneez ar kareless and tend to cross the streems wich offen results in the creayshun of smoldering black kraters on the hillside

nekst we hav a bunny suspended from a helicopter as it enjoys a leezhurly meel of tender shoots this is a conveenyent way for the bunny to get at the fresh growth at the verry top of the tree however wot with the hi price of helicopter fyool theez days this praktis is no longer ekonomikal and so has larjly been abandond

and finally we have the bunnypult this contrapshun hurls the bunny into the air allowing it to grab a mowthful of leevs as it fliez past the tree howevr the bunnypult has a number of drawbaks first it rekwires a skilld operaytor becuz otherwize the bunny may miss its target compleetly as in this kayse ware the bunny has flown hi abuv the target and cannot reech the leevs second the bunny is likely to be seveerly injured upon landing unless it manajes angle its eerz just rite so that it glides sayfly to the grownd like the famus flying elefant dumbo hoo by the way has also been nown to swoop down and steel peanuts

wel their yoo hav it an eksawstiv list of the varyus ways that animals mite be eeting bark and leevs off yore froot treez as yoo can see razing froot is an ekstreemly compleks and difficult bizness and is best left to the profeshunals at the soopermarkt ok bye

12 thoughts on “reerun sunday a skolarly treetis on how bunneez mite be eeting yore froot treez

  1. Dennis,
    It just has to be bunnies, right? Not, perhaps vizslas…
    You might recall that when baby Mango arrived, he and that psycho bitch, Raja, ate two of our fruit trees. Ever since then, Master always puts a fence around them to keep out dogs, er, I mean bunnies until the trees are grown up.

    Have fun with your visitors and watch out for Tucker.



  2. Are you sure a certain Vizsla hasn’t been grazing on the trees? Although, we love your bunny theories…

    Happy Easter!



  3. We were dismayed to see how many times the bunnies were not in compliance with Cal OSHA. Surely there must be dead and injured bunnies strewn across the hillside.


  4. Hey Dennis!
    Wow, those buns are waaaay trickier than I thought! OMD they are very smart and I think that’s bad news. Love the bun-a-pult. Best keep going to the store for the fruitables. BOL
    Happy Easter to your whole pack and thanks for the chuckles!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP


  5. Wow, those bunnies are enterprising. Enjoy the visiting humans, Dennis, and make sure they don’t trip Tucker. We know you said you don’t want Tucker to trip them, but neither do we want them to trip Tucker.


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