hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel after my imadjinaree toor of the faymus boo park in the mithikal sitty of carbondale i thawt it wood be nice to shayr sum pikchers of an akchooal toor arownd oshunside!!! i hav not ben going to the harbor so mutch on akkownt of it is toorist seezun witch duz not meen we git to hunt them ha ha it meens they go to the beetch and the harbor and spend green paypers but they do not giv the green paypers to me so as far as i am konsernd they ar just in the way!!! but i digress!!! my poynt wuz that trixie and i hav ben going on short toors of owr ded end street insted of going to the harbor!!! tucker stil duz not hav the enerdjee for wawking mutch so he has ben holding down the fort at home!!!
wunse trixie has given the all kleer we can git in the car and go withowt feer of beeing akkosted by roving bands of roving car akkosrting eevil perpetrators!!! at leest that is wot trixie tels me!!!
wunse in the car with its emerdjensee supply of stuffies it is a short drive to downtown oshunside!!! oshunside has reesently bilt menny noo strukshurs along the beetch in an attempt to be a bit more upskale!!!
on the other side of the street frum the oshun ar yet more condos wot ar too ekspensiv to liv in!!!
aparentlee wun of the things wot mayks a downtown upskayl is not parking veehikuls over seven feet hi on the streets their!!!
wun mite suspekt it is to stop peepul frum parking campers and traktor traylers but yoo and i no the reel sort of peepul they ar trying to keep owt!!!
wel wile those hilbilleez hedded on north to beverly hills me and trixie and dada and mama just hung owt in the shayd in this nice littel park!!! lets all pose for a nice pikcher with dada!!!
we spent sum time sitting in the grass wile mama gave me treets evry time passersby passd by on the bypass wot passd by the park!!!
wel eventchooally we ended up going down to the beetch towards sunset wen it wuz less krowded so i cud do a bit of trayning sinse dogs ar not allowd on the sand i had to stay on the seement of the piknik areea witch is owtraydjus diskriminayshun if yoo ask me!!! altho i am shoor if tucker wer heer he wood hav ben happy to skrowndj under the piknik taybels for foodables!!!
wunse trayning wuz kompleet it wuz time to reetern to the car hi hi hi abuv the oshun on the bluffs!!!
of korse they wood not be stares if their wuz not ennything to stare at!!!
but it terns owt that eeven stares ar a trayning opportoonitee!!!
and that konkloods owr grand toor of downtown oshunside!!! bak to the kar we go!!!
and that is how we rol heer in the mithikal sitty of oshunside dooring toorist seezun!!! ok bye