hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay reesently wen i wuz going thru dadas emayls lukking for messadjes abowt unklaymd funds in afrikan bank akkownts and other valyooabul offerz i kaym akross this emayl frum a playse calld green gestures chek it owt!!!
now obviusly this emayl must be referring to my blog on akkownt of dada is a notorius tree merderer wot with all his silly buks he rote wot ar printed on payper wot is mayd owt of ded trees!!! beesides hoo better to diskuss the importanse of trees then a dog??? so lets reevyoo all the ways wot treez benefit the wurld ok heer goze!!!
now of korse trees hav menny menny yooses and funkshuns!!! and tucker has just menshund the most importent wun in my buk and that is for peeing on!!! but of korse trees ar not just for peeing on trees ar also for sniffing to see hoo else has peed on them!!! and ummmm i am shoor that trees hav other perpusses too let me just think abowt it for a minnit and i am shoor i wil remember them!!!
oh rite thanks trixie!!! that is another perpuss of trees all rite they ar for konseeling the prezzense of eevil perpetraytors sutch as skwirrels!!!
other things wot can offen be fownd in trees inklood froots and nuts and kites not to menshun boomslangs!!! accursed boomslangs i hayt them!!!
so ummm lets see sum other things wot trees ar importent for mayking inklood toothpiks and pensils and yummy choo bloks for owr littel rodent frends like mowse and mr nibbles and of korse lets not forgit that trees ar gud for peeing on!!!
hmm wow that chart kind of mayks my brayns hurt!!! too menny arrows!!!
wel ennyway their yoo hav it all the reel reezons wot treez ar important plus sum nonsenss wot the mowse frum nimh mayd up!!! ok bye