to the playse with water and botes and see lions and birds!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hope evrywun has had a gud holliday!!! wun thing we did over the brake is go to the playse with water and botes and see lions and birds!!! we hav not ben to the playse with water and botes and see lions and birds for kwite sum time and akchooally that is not ware mama and dada wer planning on going they wer planning on going to the park up on the hill with just the seenyor dogs tucker and trixie on akkownt of i do not like the park on the top of the hill becuz peepul seem to think it is an off leed park wen it is not an off leed park but ennyway i got wind of dada trying to sneek tucker and trixie owt the door and i sed no!!! this wil not stand!!! and yoo kan kwote me on that!!!

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so ennyway wunse i mayd it kleer that i wuz not going to aksept beeing left home we tuk a vote and deesided to go to the playse wot has water and botes and see lions and birds i kannot reemember the proper naym of the playse sinse i hav not ben their in so long hay trixie do yoo reemember wot that playse is kalld???

"I'm going to the harbor!"

“I’m going to the harbor!”

ooooh an old nylabone!!!!

nom nom nom nom

nom nom nom nom

sorry trixie i totaly wuznt paying attenshun to wot yoo wer saying wot did yoo say the naym of this playse wuz???

"I can't believe how much peemail has accumulated since the last time I checked the inbox here at the harbor."

“I can’t believe how much peemail has accumulated since the last time I checked the inbox here at the harbor.”

okay wel i gess trixie is bizzy reeding peemail hay tucker kan yoo remind me wot the naym of this playse is wot has the water and the botes and the see lions and the birds???

"I smell food cooking in this direction at one of the restaurants here at the harbor."

“I smell food cooking in this direction at one of the restaurants here at the harbor.”

tucker kan yoo fokus on sumthing other then fud for a minnit??? i am starting to luk silly with not beeing abel to reemember the naym of the playse with the water and the botes and the see lions and the birds i cant keep kalling it the playse with the water and the botes and the see lions and the birds do yoo hav enny ideea how rambling that sownds???

"Hey, Tucker, come and read this peemail.  It was carbon copied to everyone at the harbor."

“Hey, Tucker, come and read this peemail. It was carbon copied to everyone at the harbor.”

sheesh sum peepul kant go ten minnits withowt chekking there peemail!!! fine i am going to sit on my mat and luk at the water and the botes and the see lions and the birds!!!

"I wonder if Mama would mind if I pushed Dennis into the harbor ..."

“I wonder if Mama would mind if I pushed Dennis into the harbor …”

"Oh hi Dennis!  I didn't even see you sitting there on the very edge of the harbor."

“Oh hi Dennis! I didn’t even see you sitting there on the very edge of the harbor.”

now of korse wen we go to the playse with the water and the botes and the see lions and the birds it is always an oppertoonitee for me to wurk on not beeing afrayd of other dogs that go by on the sidewalk!!! it is also an oppertoonitee for me to ern treets by sitting arownd on my mat!!!

I am a brave dog.  I am a brave dog.  I am a brave dog.  I am a brave dog.

I am a brave dog. I am a brave dog. I am a brave dog. I am a brave dog.

Do I have something stuck up my nose?

Do I have something stuck up my nose?

hay trixie ware ar yoo???

"According to this peemail, a dog in Nigeria left me forty unclaimed bags of kibble!"

“According to this peemail, a dog in Nigeria left me forty unclaimed bags of kibble!”

ha ha ha gud lukk kollekting those bags of kibbel trixie!!! oh by the way did i menshun that their ar birds heer??? sum of them like to hunt!!!

"First I find the crab.  Then I stab the crab.  Then I eat the crab.  Then I find the next crab."

“First I find the crab. Then I stab the crab. Then I eat the crab. Then I find the next crab.”

and sum of them like to skrowndj beg and steel hmm kind of like a dog i no!!!

"Nobody is going to sneak up on us this time."

“Nobody is going to sneak up on us this time.”

wot?!?! birds on a taybel wot are not roasted and stuffd?!?!? this wil not stand!!!

wel wunse those flying rats wer delt with it wuz gitting to be time to hed bak becuz tucker wuz tired and i wuz just abowt finishd with my trayning eksersizes of playing luk at that and wots that thing over their and sutch!!!

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“I can see the car from here. Let’s go get in it and drive home and get some sleep.”

and so we left the playse with the water and the botes and the see lions and the birds i never cud reemember wot it wuz kalld and trixie and tucker wer no help at all but thats all rite we stil had a gud time didnt we trixie???

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“Yes, Dennis, we had a good time. Let’s try to get back to the harbor again in less than a year next time, okay, Dada?”

oh of korse!!! its kalld the harbor!!! thanks trixie!!! ok bye

20 thoughts on “to the playse with water and botes and see lions and birds!!!

  1. Dennis! Simmer down! A bit coo coo mental fits over the birds, don’t you think? That won’t do. I’m not sure where you were as I have never seen such a place myself, but any adventure that the whole family enjoys is fine by me, regardless of the destination.

    Kisses,
    Dexter

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  2. What a fun adventure you all had to the place with the water, the boats, the sea lions and the birds. We live near some water but have never been there. Maybe we can get our parents to take us there.

    Millie & Walter

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  3. You should be able to talk Dada into finding a place that you ALL like to be at, instead of trying to leave you at home alone, Dennis. You could give him a piece of your mind for this (not a big piece!)

    Stella and Zkhat
    PeeEss; Tell the beautiful Trixie we are almost ready for her winter visit. Its very cold and snowy so you and Tucker better stay home.

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  4. Dennis, we are very glad you finally figured out where you were! But it’s not really the destination, is it Dennis? It’s the stuff you get to chase along the way!!

    -Bart, Ruby and Otto

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  5. Frankie and Ernie says:

    HEY DENNIS…it’s US Frankie and Ernie…
    You know how much we LOVE your adventures and we are THRILLED that you put your PAW DOWN and insisted that you be allowed to go along. Even if it DID cause a change in venue.
    We want to be SURE to WISH YOU and your FANTASTIC PACK a very WONDERFUL NEW YEAR.
    OK, Bye

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  6. Tucker! It’s nice to see you out and about! Although Trixie, we have to admit, we’re a tad disappointed in you – couldn’t you have distracted Dennis long enough to sneak everyone else out so you could go to the park that Dennis doesn’t like? Oh wait… Distracting Dennis is clearly difficult, as he’s distracted by so many things that all the distractions probably cancel each other out and he, uh, focuses… Okay, so you’re off the hook, Trixie. And yes, Dennis, you ARE a brave dog. I mean, look at how ferocious you were when facing those flying rats! And since all of that was “blah, blah, blah, brave dog Dennis, blah, blah” to Dennis, we are going to try a little Dennis-speak: Hapee Noo Yeer! Ok bye! 😉

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

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  7. So happy to see everyone on an outing. Can’t even imagine how they could all sneak out of the house without you noticing unless, of course, you were in one of your deep-sleep snoring trances. We totally agree that it is no fun to be in a place where dogs are running loose when they are supposed to be on leash. The harbor looks like a great place to hang out and watch the world go by. Although you did a great job, Dennis, it’s always best not to cause your Mama to go airborne when shooing away flying rats.

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  8. The OP Pack says:

    A fun outing for all of you – how wonderful!!! We send wishes for many more of the same in the New Year. Happy New Year, friends.

    Woos – Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  9. Yow Dennis me iz so reeleeved ya found out ya went to da Harburr!! Me n Mum were screemin da werd at da puter, MOL/BOL….
    Ya did bery well bein out n about…ya iz such a handsum poochie sittin all reegal on yer mat by da water lookin fine n cashuall….
    We haz dem birdz here..dey iz pidjunz n dey iz apposta bee our furnedz 😉
    Dey gone away frum here ’cause it iz fridgid n snowy all da time…me missez da grass n da Sun too!!
    Happy 2014 sweet Dennis frum Nylablue n Sherri-Ellen xoxoxo

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