hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel after reesent eevents mama and dada dekreed that we all needed to git owt of the howse beefore small animal klayms kort gets bak in seshun and so we bundeld owrselvs off to neerby rantcho gwakkamoley home of the faymus kampgrownd dumpsters plus this time data brawt along a 3d adapter for his iphone wot his dada sent him as a serprize prezzent so wot duz that meen??? that meenz pikchers ware if yoo kross yore eyez and dot yore teez yoo kan see me and trixie in three dimenshuns chek it owt!!!
now theez pikchers ar smaller then yoozhual becuz aparently that mayks it eezier to kross yore eyes and see them in three dimenshuns!!! also i apolodjize that the too sides ar not eksaktly the saym size like wot they ar suppozd to be i think dada is stil figgering owt how this attachment wurks lets just say that eeven tho his naym is aparently james he is not eksaktly james cameron filming avatar!!! ha ha ha!!! i am not reely shoor how this three dee adapter thingy wurks i am pritty shoor it involvs majik and posibly elves!!!
ha ha ha dun with mirrors thats a gud wun trixie!!! i think yoo hav ben lissening to a littel too mutch myoozik frum the faymus minstrels arrowsmith!!!
now this time we wer in a diffrent part of rantcho gwakkamoley wot is less krowded with no kampers or dumpsters on akkownt of mama wanted me to hav a nice kwiet playse to praktiss sitting on my mat!!! and as yoo kan see trixie deesided to get in on the akt!!!
ha ha wel trixie i am shoor that yoo can git treets for sitting kwietly on the mat too but it is a lot more wurk for me then it is for yoo!!! hay so i hav another theery abowt how the three dee adapter wurks i think it must cut the iphone in haff rite down the middel!!! so their must be a reely sharp blayd inside of it!!! dada wil probly cut himself on it and bleed all over the playse!!!
wunse we finishd up my mat wurk we hedded for the trails!!! or at leest we thawt abowt it!!!
i did in fakt git a cookie for lukking at the trails!!! and then i got a cookie for mooving in the direkshun of the trails!!! i bet i wil git a cookie wunse we git to the trails too!!! hay trixie i hav another theery abowt how the three dee adapter wurks i bet it wurks the saym way as the dishwasher wot has a minniatcher blak hole in it!!! eksept insted of pulling fud off playts this blak hole sumhow kawzes the lite to be distorted and kreeayt too slitely diffrent pikchers of the saym thing!!! wot do yoo think???
ha ha trixie yoo just think its komplikayted becuz it is so advansd its simpel!!! and wot is with this sudden obseshun with arrowsmith ennyway??? oh hay luk we hav arrived at a trail!!!
rattelsnakes ar not mutch better then asps trixie!!! eksept that ummm they rattel i gess!!! but we did not see enny asps or rattelsnakes as we walkd a littel ways up the trail until trixie got tired and we ternd arownd and hedded bak!!! we had almost mayd it bak to the car wen trixie discuverd sum uneksploded ninja hedjhog ordinanse!!!
aaaiiieee a pine cone???!!! run away run away run away!!! oh hay trixie i hav figgerd owt the reel way the three dee adapter wurks!!! it is dun with mirrors kan yoo beleev it???
ha ha ha reely trixie elves??? ware cud yoo posibly hav herd sutch a thing??? yoo hav ben reeding too menny of dadas silly buks!!! wel ennyway that wuz owr owting to rantcho gwakkamoley it wuz a short walk but their wer lots of treets and mama wuz rite it wuz gud to git owt of the howse and sit on the mat in the fresh air for a bit!!! ok bye