hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel after all that bizness with cersei lannister it wuz time for us to tayk a littel rest and relaksayshun trip to the harbor!!! it has ben almost eksaktly siks munths sinse the last time we wer their and as yoo kan see we ar reddy to go!!! trixie has her handels on and evrything!!!
hay trixie kan yoo go mayk shoor their ar no eevil perpetraytors wayting for us owt front on the way to the kar???
aaaiiiieee snayls??? i hayt snayls!!! if i step on them they go kruntch and skwish between my toes!!!! fortchoonatly i mayd it to the kar withowt stepping on enny snayls and then we sayfly arrived at the harbor withowt insident!!! whew that wuz a klose wun!!!
sinse it has ben so long sinse we visitted the harbor their hav ben peemails akyoomyoolayting evryware!!! the inbokses ar ful!!!
with trixie in the leed we soon reetched the grassy areea ware i like to sit on my mat and git treets for doing so!!! hay trixie is the koast kleer??? enny suspishus karakters or eevil perpetraytors abowt???
grayt!!! that meens its mat wurk time!!!
hay trixie i think their is sum peemail wayting for us on the imap server!!! imap stands for inkredibly massiv aynchent palm by the way!!!
ha ha ha thanks for beeing my spam filter trixie!!! mmmm spam!!! yoo wil also let me no if enny eevil perpetraytors show up rite???
aaaiiiieeee birds!!! oh wayt they ar just pidgins and not parakeets whew that wuz a klose wun!!!
fortchoonatly pidgins aka flying rats ar harmless they emit only copyus amownts of poop and soft coos rather then terrifying chirps like parakeets do!!!
hay trixie ar yoo standing gard???
okay thanks!!! hay trixie how abowt now??? ar you stil standing gard now???
thanks trixie!!! heer is a kloseup of trixies kung foo feet of doom!!!
hay trixie yoo beeing the alpha dog and all do yoo think yoo cud chop a too by fore in haff with yore feet???
wel after i did mat wurk for a wile sitting and watching peepul and dogs and more peepul and more dogs go by it wuz time to git going on akkownt of mama ran owt of treets!!! hay wot is that???
wel i cud hav sworn i herd sumthing behind me just now i thawt maybe it wuz the thing that has ben missing this hole trip but i gess maybe it wuz my imadjinayshun!!! ennyway on the way bak to the kar trixie had to stop to reetreev sum peemail yoozing the aynchent eemail klient pine!!!
wel then it wuz bak to the kar ware trixie got a nice assist frum mama yoozing her majik handels!!!
hay i bet yoo do not feel so mutch like luggadj now trixie do yoo??? ha ha ha!!!
and that wuz the end of owr first trip to the harbor in kwite sum time!!! it wuz nice to git bak owt and smel the water and the see lions and the cooking fud and to git treets for sitting on my mat i just wish it hadnt seemd like sumthing was missing the hole entire time!!! i cud sware i almost saw and herd it a fyoo times!!! ok bye