hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as evrybuddy nos by now i liv neerby a verry lardj marine corps bayse heer in the mithikal sitty of oshunside if i reemember korrektly this bayse is kalld kamp paddington
now the marines and small furry bears wot wurk at kamp paddington ar always bizzy dooing sumthing and wun of the things they reely like to do is set off big eksplozhuns and fire artillery and things like that!!!
now of korse blowing things up is lots of fun but with them it is seeryus bizness they hav to praktiss with the weppuns and bombs to help keep us all sayf frum eevil perpetraytors however i find the eksplozhuns to be a bit unsettling!!! sumtimes i eeven wander arownd the howse shayking and giving konserd luks to mama and dada and then i offen end up waring my anxiety rap and maybe gitting a littel ekstra medikayshun!!!
of korse another thing wot i do wen i am nervus is lie on my mat and so not long ago mama bawt me a deevice wot she sez is kalld a treet and train so she can dispense treets to me reemotely wile i am on my mat
she klayms she got it frum kleen run but i am pritty shoor that she akchooally stole it frum the faymus robot minstrels daft punk i meen luk at the wun robots helmet!!! the reezemblanse is unkanny!!! and hav yoo seen daft punk in yore nayborhud laytly??? i think not!!!
so obviusly daft punks hed is in fakt a treet masheen wich meens daft punk ar a kuple of verry lardj pez dispensers wich probly sez sumthing signifikant abowt the stayt of popyoolar myoozik altho i am not shoor wot that is eksaktly all i am shoor of is that having daft punk helps me reelaks wen their ar strayndj and disterbing noyzes going on like artillery and mortars and bombs and dada watching japaneez kartoons abowt flying steempunk warriors fiting jiants or wotever
i am not shoor wot is going on in that kartoon but it duz not sownd gud and yoo no wot??? as long as daft punk keeps mayking with the treets i do not kayr!!!
ahhh thats more like it thanks daft punk!!! i am sorry i sed yoo wer nuthing but jiant pez dispensers!!! ok bye