hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as evrybuddy nos by now i liv neerby a verry lardj marine corps bayse heer in the mithikal sitty of oshunside if i reemember korrektly this bayse is kalld kamp paddington
now the marines and small furry bears wot wurk at kamp paddington ar always bizzy dooing sumthing and wun of the things they reely like to do is set off big eksplozhuns and fire artillery and things like that!!!
now of korse blowing things up is lots of fun but with them it is seeryus bizness they hav to praktiss with the weppuns and bombs to help keep us all sayf frum eevil perpetraytors however i find the eksplozhuns to be a bit unsettling!!! sumtimes i eeven wander arownd the howse shayking and giving konserd luks to mama and dada and then i offen end up waring my anxiety rap and maybe gitting a littel ekstra medikayshun!!!
of korse another thing wot i do wen i am nervus is lie on my mat and so not long ago mama bawt me a deevice wot she sez is kalld a treet and train so she can dispense treets to me reemotely wile i am on my mat
she klayms she got it frum kleen run but i am pritty shoor that she akchooally stole it frum the faymus robot minstrels daft punk i meen luk at the wun robots helmet!!! the reezemblanse is unkanny!!! and hav yoo seen daft punk in yore nayborhud laytly??? i think not!!!
so obviusly daft punks hed is in fakt a treet masheen wich meens daft punk ar a kuple of verry lardj pez dispensers wich probly sez sumthing signifikant abowt the stayt of popyoolar myoozik altho i am not shoor wot that is eksaktly all i am shoor of is that having daft punk helps me reelaks wen their ar strayndj and disterbing noyzes going on like artillery and mortars and bombs and dada watching japaneez kartoons abowt flying steempunk warriors fiting jiants or wotever
i am not shoor wot is going on in that kartoon but it duz not sownd gud and yoo no wot??? as long as daft punk keeps mayking with the treets i do not kayr!!!
ahhh thats more like it thanks daft punk!!! i am sorry i sed yoo wer nuthing but jiant pez dispensers!!! ok bye
The Oceanside Animals 
Dennis I think this treat&train robot is a must have! I want one too! I’m in the closet too when I hear firework or loud noises. Seems Vizsla’s and Weimaraners are more related as we thought :o)
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Cool! You don’t even have to do anything cute or demeaning to get a treat. Please send us four of them.
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So, where is the festive beverage machine?
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
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Good one, Khyra 🙂
♥ Behr Behr
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That is the greatest machine we have ever seen! We are sending our pawrents right out to find one for us.
Millie & Walter
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It is easier to train a robot than a rabbit to bring you your treats. Or even easier than to train a train which is also noisy and might upset you. And rabbits when they are upset make an awful noise. The Spirit of Maggie the Vizsla
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Well Dennis all of us here are glad that you can lie on your mat with your treat dispenser and be brave. That sure is cool daft punk 🙂 (and Mom).
Marty and the Gang
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Dennis, sleeping with you nose in the treat dish is an excellent idea! I may have to train my Shelby to do that.
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dennis buddy it is US… frankie furter and ernest vonSchnitzel….. we think this thing is
out of this wurld wonderful. we think it is brilliant as a bursting bomb blast in fakt.
you are livin LARGE fur sure. hope it helps to releve the stress and stuffs.
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A treat-dispensing pillow!! Awesome!!
-Otto
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Hey, we’re jealous. How come we don’t have a pez dispenser we can fall asleep in so we don’t miss any treats? What did you do to get this, Dennis? A bribe? A tantrum? We’d like to try ti too.
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We also would like a daft punk machine…you are one lucky dog Dennis, how did you train your pawrents so well??
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
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OMD, we simply MUST have one of those! What a fabulous invention!
Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
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That is awesome! Although, I’m not sure how it would work in our house. We discovered yesterday we have technology-challenged pups – they were both frightened of a slinky…
Monty and Harlow
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We’re with Khyra – where’s the festive beverage dispenser? Our Mom says when she was a youngster (back when dinosaurs roamed the earth) she got lost in Paddington Station – I wonder if that is close to you? 😉 Stay well medicated, my friend!
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
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Ha! Dennis, sleeping with your head in the Treat & Train is priceless! Have you sent Dr, Yin a Thank You note for inventing such a great device? Hope the scary noises subside soon.
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Looks like you have found the ultimate dream machine, Dennis!
For what it’s worth, I would not like all that ‘practicing’ at the Marine base, either – even though I know it’s necessary. We definitely want our military personnel prepared and ready, however. So the practice booms are a small price to pay. Glad you have your special jacket and ‘daft punk’ machine to help you relax!
Lindy
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Daft Punk are pez dispensers! Too funny! Dennis, I don’t think I can show this to Rita. If she finds out it’s possible to just sleep on the bed and get treats, she might never get up again!
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Mousiez Denis dat IZ sum daft punk treet masheen ya haz dere!!! me wishez me Nip Nap matt wuud do dat 😉
We nott nose ya live so close to Paddinton’z armee base n we can understand why ya get da jitturz n such! Me NOTT like firewerkz n me bettz me like ar-till-eree either!!!
me wuud need a funder shirt n earplugz n a daft punk n a soundproofie room….yer a brave poochie 🙂
Me admirez ya so much!
Lub yer furend Nylablue n Mum even too….
x0x0x0
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OMD Dennis, mom thinks that is a must have. You see I insist on having breakfast first thing in the morning. this morning it was only 5:10 am and Sat no less. OH doggy mom could just press the remote – I can eat and she can stay in bed!
hey thanks for stopping by
hugs from the pugs
Greta
Mr Bailey & Hazel too
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I am shocked that such a yung errr… young bear like Paddinton is allowed to play with explosives. I wonder if I can get a Daft Punk Pez Dispenser that dispenses pizza slices???
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Wow, Dennis, what a BLAST! That thing is da bomb, for sure. Now that you have that Pez machine, I suggest you run and check it anytime you hear anything that even resembles a booming noise. If Dad drops something on the floor think PEZ! Mom slams a cabinet door, PEZ again! When the car door slams? You got it. Think of the possibilities!
♥ Behr Behr 🙂
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