hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yoo may hav herd the offen reepeeted wizdum that a spoonful of sugar helps the medisin go down in fakt sumwun eeven rote a song abowt it wot wuz popyoolarized by the faymus minstrel mary poppins!!!
however i hav always fownd this theery kwestchunabul becuz that wun time mary poppins visitted us she did not bring enny spoonfuls of sugar!!! theirfore i hav deesided to subjekt this posibul old wives tayl to a rigorus sientifik test yoozing my sister the byootiful trixie as the subject!!!
ha ha ha gud kwestchun trixie!!! wel thats becuz of all the supplements yoo git in yore fud for instanse their are theez
not to menshun all this:
and finaly let us not forgit that yoo git local raw wildflower honey to help with yore alerdjeez!!! i do not reely unnerstand that part on akkownt of i am not that kind of sientist but heer is wot dr jean dodds has to say abowt it!!!
and of korse honey is sweet so it wil be playing the roll of sugar in owr ekspeeriment and it just so happens that trixie gits a spoonful of it just like wot we ar going to be testing!!!
so their yoo go!!! its a spoonful of sugar!!! so obviusly that mayks trixie the perfekt test subjekt with me beeing the kontrol groop!!! ar their enny other kwestchuns???
payshense trixie!!! yoo kannot rush siense!!! now first to beegin the ekspeeriment dada must put yore supplements in yore fud!!!
nekst dada must put sum more supplements in yore fud!!!
wow luk at that pile of powders and wotnot!!! shoorly no dog cud posibly eet fud with all that in it!!! but wayt now it is time to add the spoonful of sugar!!!
the ekspeeriment is almost kompleet!!! now as the kontrol groop i of korse shud not hav enny sugar myself however it seems that no wun informed dada abowt this rool!!!
aaaiiiieeee dada!!! yoo hav rooind my ekspeeriment!!! yoo kannot ekspekt me not to tayst the sugar if yoo offer it to me!!! how am i suppozed to finish my skolarly treetis now that i am no longer in the kontrol groop??? and i wuz waring my lab kote and evrything!!!
wel stil let us not forgit that eeven if a siense ekspeeriment fayls we stil lern sumthing for instanse i hav lernd that it is time to eet!!!
wel that wuz kwite tasty and as yoo kan see both bowls ar now empty!!!
so it seems that despite my laboratoree assistant dadas ineptitood we hav stil proovd that a spoonful of sugar duz indeed help the medisin go down!!! perhaps for my nekst ekspeeriment i wil test the theeory that eeting peas with honey mayks the peas tayst funny but keeps them on yore knife!!! ok bye