hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay my toor of suthern kalifornya with speshul gide “flat stanley” kontinyooz this week!!! after he trayded in his flatmobile for that 1932 duffeldorf or wotever its kalld at the kraftwerks myoozeum we now hav a sweet konvertibul to tayk up into the mowntins just like the last time i visitted the mithikal sitty of julian wich is of korse ware yoo kan git sum of the best pies ever!!! however we did not go in sertch of pies this time we went in sertch of gold chek it owt!!!
so leeving beehind tuckers gift shop and its no dowt delishus wares we proseeded to the eagle gold mine also nown as the awtomobile grayvyard!!!
but of korse we ar not heer to sit in kars with owr heds stikking owt the windos!!! we ar heer to mine sum gold!!! and posibly to find the lost ark!!!
wel fine mr spoylsport toor gide hav it yore way!!! maybe the lost ark is not heer but we kan stil luk for gold so into the unnergrownd we go!!!
hmm no gold so far just lots of unnessesserry warning sines!!!
hmm owr kwest for gold seems to hav kawzd us to bekum separayted frum the rest of the toor groop!!! and luk anuther unnessesserry warning sine!!! i kan hardly reed this wun its so dark!!! fortchoonatly “flat stanley” has pritty gud nite vizshun!!!
fortchoonatly the grue wuz beehind us and not in frunt of us and we wer aybel to eskayp via the alternat hi peek mine eksit and so we wer not eeten by a groo!!! i am not shoor the rest of the groop wuz so lukky tho!!!
i think i need sumthing to choo on after that!!!