hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as yoo may hav notisd i hav not ben going to the harbor so mutch laytly on akkownt of mama sez i hav ben beeing a froot loop however over the krismas brake mama has ben tayking me to sit in the meedian and watch the peepul going bye and then on noo yeerz day i got a speshul treet trixie came to the harbor to help me with my trayning chek it owt!!!
now despite wot the faymus minstrels yoo too mite hav wun beleev it is not nessessarily the kayse that all is kwiet on noo yeerz day!!! and that is why mama brings speshul geer with me to keep my persunal spayse frum gitting enkroachd!!!
and so off to the harbor we went!!!
the harbor is of korse just a hop and a skip and a jump away!!! and by hop skip and jump i meen a ten minnit drive yoo wood not want to akchooally hop skip and jump yore way their becuz it wood tayk a long time and peepul mite think yoo wer weerd!!!
now upon arriving at the harbor mama has to spred owt all my geer so that i kan sit on my mat and observ my surrowndings withowt beeing approachd by ennywun saying wot a kyoot vizsla i am!!! becuz yoo no it wood happen!!!
now of korse trixie wanted to wander arownd and snif things but i did not want her to go too far frum the kone zone on akkownt owtside of the kone zone is not sayf and i needed to keep an eye on her!!! fortchoonatly their wer varyus playses in or neer ware she cud chek peemail!!!
of korse trixie duz not hav the git up and go wot she yoozed to hav so before long she tired of lukking at peemail and kaym bak to sit on or at leest neer wun of my mats and soak up the sun!!!
meenwile mama kontinyood to throw treets at me for sitting on my mat!!! hay trixie maybe if yoo sat on the bloo mat like a proper dog mama wood throw treets to yoo too!!!
but then sumwun sat on a bentch akross the parking lot frum us with a hyoodj hairy utterly terrifying monster!!!
hmm an afghan hownd yoo say??? she duz not luk like an afghan to me!!! wel altho i gess with all that fur she duz kind of luk like a blanket but stil!!! just sitting at that bentch akting all happy to see evrywun is suspishus beehayvor if yoo ask me!!!
trixie!!! try to fokus!!! how ar yoo going to protekt me if all yoo ar dooing is konsentrayting on gitting yore eerz skratchd???
wot??? oh no yoo do not need to do that trixie evrywun nos treets are harmless!!! i do not need to be protekted frum them!!! ha ha ok bye