its the sunday awards and meem show seefud and interrogashun and noo cohost awdishun edishun!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to the sunday awards and meem show seefud and noo cohost awdishun edishun!!! hay wow awdishun edishun that is verry ketchy dont yoo think???

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now this week we hav the lobster award wot wuz givin to me by noo frends at ps yore dog kalld!!! mmmmm lobster!!! oh and i think owr first awdishuning potenshul noo cohost is heer!!!

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ummm trixie ar yoo or the ninja hedjhog awdishuning to be noo cohosts??? becuz if not yoo ar stepping all over my show!!! wel ennyway like most awards the lobster award inkloods verryus roolz and probly also lots of butter mmmm butter!!! but first the roolz!!!

The Liebster Lobster Award Rules:

* Acknowledge and link back to the person who nominated you
* Answer the 11 questions asked by the person who nominated you
* Share 11 random facts about yourself
* Nominate 11 bloggers with less than 200 followers.
* Give your nominees 11 questions to answer on their blog when they post about the Liebster Lobster Award.

11 Questions from PS Your Dog Called:

1. If you choose take-out for dinner, do you choose pick-up or delivery?
2. Sweets or alcohol?
3. If you had one superpower what would it be?
4. If you could take a vacation tomorrow, where would you go?
5. How many languages do you know?
6. What is one of your biggest fears?
7. Who is your idol?
8. Have you ever driven cross country?
9. What is one of your biggest accomplishments?
10. MAC or PC?
11. If you had the chance, would you travel to outer space?

sorry i had to fiks sum typos in the roolz their!!! not evrywun is as gud at prufreeding and editting as i am ha ha!!!

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hmmm i am not shoor abowt this do cohosts ekspekt to git payd for appeering on the show??? i wil hav to hav my prodooser revyoo the budjet!!!  but first it is time to anser the kwestchuns frum ps your dog called!!!

1. If you choose take-out for dinner, do you choose pick-up or delivery?
i git my dinner deliverd by dada!!!  and my brekfast too!!!  and also treets!!!  altho i do okayzhunally pik snaks up if i find them lying arownd on the floor!!!

2. Sweets or alcohol?
i am not old enuf for alkohol so sweets i think!!!

3. If you had one superpower what would it be?
i alreddy hav a sooperpower it is time and spayse travel in the doghowse of justiss!!!

4. If you could take a vacation tomorrow, where would you go?
i wood go bak to the bacon dimenshun!!!

5. How many languages do you know?
i speek dog and hyooman!!!  and okayzhunally spanish!!!

6. What is one of your biggest fears?
parakeets!!!  no i meen bayse booms!!!  i meen peepul and dogs wot i do not no!!!  no wayt ninja hedjhogs!!!  oh and also …

7. Who is your idol?
trixie_back_yard_grass_1

 

 

8. Have you ever driven cross country?
no but trixie and tucker and pooh bear and trouble and mama and dada all did!!! dada has dun it more then wunse!!!

9. What is one of your biggest accomplishments?
UFli_Certificate

 

 

10. MAC or PC?
wel i hav to yooze wotever kompyooter dada leevs lying arownd so it yoozed to be ubuntu but now it is a mac!!!

11. If you had the chance, would you travel to outer space?
oh i alreddy hav!!!  lots of times!!!  okayzhunally eeven becuz i chose to rather then becuz i got kidnappd!!!

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wel wile we ar figgering owt hoo kalld hoo a knife or wotever that wurd wuz and wot the going rayt is for a cohost in cheez or kibbel it is time for me to shayr eleventy fakts abowt me!!!  sum of my longtime nice reederz wil of korse reemember sum of theez but sum of theez ar noo!!!

  1. almost seven and a haff yeerz ago i wuz fownd wandring in a canyon in the desert neer the mithikal sitty of lake elsinore with two other boy vizslas and wun girl vizsla
  2. i wuz oridjinaly suppozed to be a foster dog but mama and dada ended up keeping me
  3. mama and dada suspekt that my birthday is july twenny forth too thowsand and siks and that the other two boy vizslas wer my brothers and that the girl vizsla wuz my mother
  4. at nite if mama and dada ar watching teevee i like to mayk dada git off the kowtch becuz he is always sitting in my fayvrit spot
  5. i just notissd like too weeks ago that their ar fish swimming arownd in a great big tank in the living rum
  6. i hav more coats to wear than mama and dada put together
  7. sumtimes wen i git aynkshus at nite i go to dada to get kuddeld they kall this the skweez boks after the thing wot temple grandin invented to help her deel with her own ankzietee
  8. sum other times wen i git aynkshus at nite mama wil ketch me nibbling on the baysbords or the wooden furnitcher and then she kalls me a termite
  9. i like daft punk and i kannot lie!!!
  10. i hover neerby trixie wen she is eeting in the hope that she wil leev a fyoo krums for me wen she is finishd
  11. she yoozhually duz!!!

and now it is time for me to kompoze eleventy kwestchuns of my own to ask sum nice reederz ok heer we —

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oh ummmm wel this is hiely irregyoolar but ummm trixie is the alpha dog so i am going to hav to say okay!!! so trixie wot ar yore eleventy kwestchuns for the ninja hedjhog???

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After the cameras stop rolling …

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Meanwhile, across the valley …

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