hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel it is or may be kommon nolledj that my dada has menny kuzzins heer in the mithikal land of kalifornya however it may be less kommon nolledj that wun of them runs a petting zoo in wich she has donkee dogs and pig dogs and sheep dogs and gote dogs and wotnot!!! now reesently this kuzzin wuz in town to pik up three noo baby gote dogs and wot did she end up with insted??? fowr baby gote dogs and wun mama gote dog!!! and then they invayded my yard chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wile dada kontinyooz to vizzit with my mimmier and pippier and auntie he also kontinyooz to slak off abowt helping me post!!! so in desperayshun i hav ternd to the faymus online randum number jenerating site random dot org to pik wun of my old posts as a reepeet for tooday and wow did it go way way way way way bak this time to the mithikal yeer too thowsand and seven!!! this is like the forth post ever wot wuz abowt me in fakt it is so old that it oridjinally appeerd on dadas awthor blog before he reealized that he wuz just holding me bak and gave me my own blog!!! ennyway this appeerz to be sum sort of list or katalog of stuf wot misteeryusly got damadjd wile i wuz neerby but as we all no it wuz just ninja hedjhog sabotadj ennyway heer it is!!! ok bye
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel wile my mimmier and pippier and auntie ar visitting us i thawt yoo mite like to see sum futtadj of a trip wot trixie and i took to the faymus restawrawnt the jolly rancher at oshunside harbor ware i praktissd not having peepul come over to pet me chek it owt!!!
* Technically Dennis is not a thief, as the honey was offered to him, but there isn’t a song called “The Dog Who Ate Honey With Permission”.