Send it to the Great Weatherperson in the Sky and ask them to PLEASE knock off all the scary thunderboomers. Then one more to the President asking him to PLEASE make illegal all the firecrackers and other loud fireworks for the 4th of July, I have more ideas if you still have ink in your pen.
Write your future sibling and tell her how much you can’t wait to meet her and teach her to stay on her mat!! We’re sure she’s looking forward to meeting you and Trixie!
I would suggest sending one to those weed wackers on the hill! I hear they are always up to no good and trying to get innocent dogs locked up in their houses. Although there are probably several people who deserve them!
Mee mee-you rite a lettur to mee an mee will send it to thee Mayer of thee town here an they can help you with yur problemss….
Or you could rite thee Dolly Llama man an see if hee could help you Dennis……
**Hi-5’ss** Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=
Mee-ohmmmm mee-ohmmmmm mee-ohm!
The Oceanside Animals 
I would send it to President Hoover. I mean, he’s the guy responsible for all the vacuum cleaners in the world, isn’t he?!?
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
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I’d let Princess Trixie take khare of it –
Fluffy tails ROKHK the world!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
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Forget it Dennis………. just grab the phone and call them. A big WOOF will get more attention anyway. Woof! Ray.
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Or, maybe, since it is a Sharpie, you are just doing pawtographs. Of course, I would also check for graffiti on any nearby trees.
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Better do it quick or Lightning will come steal that pen and chew it to smithereens!
Woos – Ciara and Lightning
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Be sure you don’t bite that pen and end up with a blue tongue!
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Send it to the Great Weatherperson in the Sky and ask them to PLEASE knock off all the scary thunderboomers. Then one more to the President asking him to PLEASE make illegal all the firecrackers and other loud fireworks for the 4th of July, I have more ideas if you still have ink in your pen.
Your pal,
Stella
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You could send it to … um, uh … well, you could … no, not here … how about you save it until you find a use for it?
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Maybe the postman who keeps bothering dogs on a daily basis?
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Send it to….. the nearest TREE RAT….
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It’s too early yet to send it to the North Pole, Dennis!
Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
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We also think your best bet is to give it to Trixie and let her take care of it for you Dennis…
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
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Write your future sibling and tell her how much you can’t wait to meet her and teach her to stay on her mat!! We’re sure she’s looking forward to meeting you and Trixie!
-Ruby and Otto
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I would suggest sending one to those weed wackers on the hill! I hear they are always up to no good and trying to get innocent dogs locked up in their houses. Although there are probably several people who deserve them!
Bunny
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Dennis… You can also try the computer!…. 😀 Lovely pics.
All my best wishes. Aquileana 😀
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You could just chew on the pen and see how nice the blue ink looks on your lips and the beige carpet 🙂
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Wise Dog once said nothing…. 🙂 !!!!!
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Write on Dennis, write on! Happy Independence Day pal!
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Mee mee-you rite a lettur to mee an mee will send it to thee Mayer of thee town here an they can help you with yur problemss….
Or you could rite thee Dolly Llama man an see if hee could help you Dennis……
**Hi-5’ss** Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=
Mee-ohmmmm mee-ohmmmmm mee-ohm!
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