hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay it has ben awile sinse i graysd the sientifik komyoonity with wun of my skolarly treetises and it has also ben awile sinse i handed owt enny helpful poynters on how to do destrukshun so heer i am to remedy both of theez oversites in wun fel swoop chek it owt!!!
so first heer is sum dokyoomentry evidense of sum destrukshun wot a dog hoo luks just like me but of korse cud not posibly akchooally be me attempted to reek upon the unsuspekting blankets on the sofa!!!
now wot wuz
my this dogs first errerr with the attempted destrukshun??? dooing it in frunt of mama and dada!!! wot a rookee mistayk yoo mayd their dog wot luks just like me but cud not posibly be me!!! wun kannot ekspekt to git enny gud destrukshun dun wile mama and dada ar watching this is the first rool of suksesful destrukshun!!!
now of korse this dog wot luks like me but is so not me wuz then disswayded frum kontinyooing his kampayn of destrukshun aginst the blankets!!!
this wuz followd by a blanket inspekshun by dada!!!
now yoo hav to figger owt how to avoyd the blaym for wotever destrukshun may hav aksidently okkurrd wile yoo wer in the vissinitty!!! wot is the first thing wun must do wen wun is suspekted of havving torn a hole in a blanket??? wun must luk innosent!!!
redirekting blaym is also a gud approatch!!!
wun kan also try simply lukking konfyoozed!!!
if all else fails wun kan beet a strateedjik reetreet to the other side of the sofa and lay low until the hyoomans forgit ennything happend at all!!!
if wun plays wuns kards rite wun wil not only not git in trouble for the destrukshun but wun may eeven git a kiss!!!
and that nice reederz is how yoo git away with destrukshun almost!!! ha ha ok bye