roomers wot trixie and saya went to the harbor withowt me ar graytly eksadjerayted!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hav notissd laytly that for sum reezon dada is beeing eeven more induldjent of my sister the byootiful trixie then he yoozhually is for instanse she gits ice kreem evry nite and she aksidently gits ekstra pets and head bumps wot wer no dowt ment for me however reesent reports that she and saya went to the harbor withowt me ar totally false and reedikyoolus!!!

GE

lots of peemail here at the harbor today. none of it is for dennis.

ferthermor other reesent reports that that crazy noo puppy saya has ben gitting skwired arownd in tuckers old karridj ar totaly abserd!!!

saya, this is the harbor.  it's a nice place to visit and smells very interesting.  however it is also vulnerable to amphibious assault by evil perpetrators, so we have to stop by from time to time to keep an eye on it.

saya, this is the harbor. it’s a nice place to visit and smells very interesting. however it is also vulnerable to amphibious assault by evil perpetrators, so we have to stop by from time to time to keep an eye on it.

after all the karridj is for old dogs not for puppies!!! i kannot imadjin that loonatik saya sitting stil long enuf to ride ennyware in it!!!

squeak squeak squeak

squeak squeak squeak

Ooh kibble!

Ooh kibble!

squeak squeak squeak

squeak squeak squeak

Wait, did an evil perpetrator just go by?

Wait, did an evil perpetrator just go by?

wile it may be troo that both trixie and saya wer missing frum the howse for a littel wile i am shoor they wer not owt having fun ennyware!!! no fun at all!!!

hey you kids! no splashing!

hey you kids! no splashing!

Is that a pelican?

Hey pelican! Drop that fish here!

and if they did go the harbor i am shoor they wer terrorized by all the meen eevil wikkid dogs wot hayng owt their and insist on wawking bak and forth on the sidewawk and wotnot!!!

Photobomb!

Photobomb!

Nice chariot.  Can I have a lift back to my boat?

Hey kid, nice chariot. Can I have a lift back to my boat?

and they may hav come bak smelling like the oshun but reely evrything arownd heer smels like the oshun or the desert or both!!!

This pond is at least twice as big as my wading pool.  Maybe three times.

This pond is at least twice as big as my wading pool. Maybe three times.

Why does my nose taste like a salt lick?

Why does my nose taste like a salt lick?

well, looks like no evil perpetrators will be invading today.

well, looks like no evil perpetrators will be invading today.

come on, saya.  let's go home and see what that nutball dennis is doing.

come on, saya. let’s go home and see what that nutball dennis is doing.

ennyway they totaly did not go to the harbor withowt me so put that silly noshun owt of yore heds!!! thats just as krazy as thinking saya mite be playing with tuckers fayvrit old dog puppet toy and we no that wood never happen!!!

ha ha ok bye

18 thoughts on “roomers wot trixie and saya went to the harbor withowt me ar graytly eksadjerayted!!!

  1. that’s a brilliant idea to use that rolling cage jogger from the begin, so Saya will like it and she can go with your humans to ll places… we failed with the jogger, my mom thought I will sit in that thingy … butt I said NO thanks… :o(

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  2. joandstella says:

    The Beautiful Trixie can teach Saya lots of things on these little trips here and there . . .like how she won’t need to feel afraid of new things she sees. Tucker’s carriage will be fine for her, too!

    Cheers from your pal Stella

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  3. Oh, Dennis, I’m sure you’re right and none of those things happened. (Just like I don’t go out every Monday and play with other rescue dogs behind Rita’s back. I mean, that would just be mean. I am glad to hear Trixie is getting spoiled with the ice cream and the extra pets. Can you give her some extra lovins from Rita and me, please? Thanks, Dennis!

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  4. dorysbackyard says:

    Nope…nothing happening there. We think maybe it was all a dream Dennis. They wouldn’t go anywhere with you!!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  5. Good to hear that the Beautiful Trixie is enjoying some extra lovin’ with a side of ice cream. Saya is so adorable! How could you possibly take your eyes off her long enough for her to even get to the harbour, Dennis?

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  6. I’m sure they weren’t having any fun, either, Dennis. Keeping watch for evil perpetrators is hard work! Your baby sister appears to be growing. 🙂 I like her set of ‘wheels.’

    Lindy

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  7. The OP Pack says:

    We think someone tried to convince us that you were wrong about that trip to the harbor by posting all these fake pics. But we know Dada would never do such a thing to you. Right? Now inquiring minds want to know if Dada has to sleep in that pen too?

    Woos – Ciara and Lightning

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  8. wilddingo says:

    Oh Denis, it would be a tragedy if they went to the harbor without you! I mean, who would protect the Beautiful Trixie from unwanted affections of other beasts? I heard Trixie’s nightly ice cream is totally medicinal, so it’s totally ok. Just be happy you don’t have to take medicine at all! 🙂

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