hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel last week i had to adress roomers wot trixie and saya had gawn to the harbor withowt me and now this week their is anuther skurrilus roomer wot they went to see the kiropraktor withowt me!!! reedikyoolus yes reedikyoolus i say!!!
after all evrywun nos that i am the wun wot goze to the kiropraktor with trixie!!! altho it may be troo that the too of them left the howse at abowt the time trixie yoozhually goze to see the kiropraktor i am shoor they went sumware else!!! maybe to see the vet!!!
or maybe eeven better they went to the flee market so trixie cud sell saya in ekschayndj for luvly green paypers wot we cud yooze to buy treets!!!
but aparently nobuddy wanted to buy saya becuz they both kaym bak afterwards!!! oh wel!!! and now that i think abowt it trixie and i never did go owt to the kiropraktor after that so i gess trixie did not hav an appoyntment this week!!! too bad the kiropraktor is verry nice she always has treets for us after trixie gits her massadj!!!
ennyway i hav no ideea how theez terribul roomers git started!!! i think they must git started by jellus peepul wot git mad seeing sumthing they had wot sumbuddy else is holding!!!
like a bully stik for instanse!!!
ennyway it shoor is a shaym that on akkownt of that silly puppy trixie had to miss her kiropraktor appoyntment and nobuddy got enny treets at all!!!
but at leest i got a nice birthday kard and lots and lots and lots of green paypers frum my mimmier and pippier!!!
yes i am ritch i am a happy mizer!!! and just to show that i am not greedy i wil not spend the munny on myself insted i wil buy an arownd the wurld krooze tikkit for that krazy noo saya dog!!! watch wot happins after i seekretly slip a mickey into her food bowl so that she kan be shanghaid onto the bote with a minimum of fuss!!!
see yoo in a fyoo yeerz saya!!!! ha ha ha ha ha!!!
oh wel i gess i forgot to tayk into akkownt the inkredibul abilitee of a vizsla puppys unbeleevabul enerdjee level to overkum enny sedativ!!! at leest the over the kownter wuns!!! ok bye