hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel the roomers kontinyoo unabayted this time wurd on the street is that trixie and saya went to git yogurt withowt me!!! is it posibul that theez roomers cud be troo??? now i am never wun to subskribe to konspirasee theereez or krakpot stories but it seems to me that with all theez roomers flying arownd and trixie and sayas reepeeted disapeerenses that their may be sumthing heer wot i shud investigayt!!!
i think it is more likely that trixie and saya ar rooteenly beeing tayken away and interrogayted by ninja hedjhogs or sumthing rather then going owt for yogurt or to the kiropraktor or to the harbor withowt me!!! i meen wot mayks more sense that they wood go owt sumware nice or that they wood be abdukted by spiny terrorists???
terrorists obviusly!!! and wot do we yooze aginst terrorists??? we yooze drones!!!
wunse i hav this baby in the air i wil no for shoor wot the hek is going on!!!
yes shoorly this hi tek plan of mine kannot fail!!!
i wil be bak nekst week with a ful report of wot is reely going on with trixie and saya!!! just yoo wayt!!! ok bye