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a skolarly treetis on why the bakyard is ful of kardbord and trash!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum bak to part too of my too part seereez on why the bakyard is a disaster arrea theez days now they say a pikcher is wurth a thowsand wurds so heer is my thowsand wurd eksplanayshun for the messes inside and owtside chek it owt!!!
and so as yoo kan see the reezun the howse is a disaster areea is becuz of the puppy!!! i myself of korse wood never ever hav mayd sutch a mess!!! ha ha ok by — oh umm hayng on saya wants to say sumthing i think!!!
Thank you, brother Dennis. I, SAYA THE MIGHTY, WOULD JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT I FOUND THIS OLD PICTURE ON THE COMPUTER!
Does that dog look familiar to anyone? Because it looks an awful lot like a younger version of my brother Dennis. Now then, Dennis, perhaps you would like to reassign blame for the mess in the yard and the house? OR DO I NEED TO FIND MORE PICTURES LABELED “DENNIS” AND “DESTRUCTION” ON THE COMPUTER?
ha ha ha ha ummm rite so as i wuz saying the reezun owr bakyard is full of paper and kardbord is becuz the ninja hedjhogs hav kornerd the lokal market on paper hawling and ar kutting korners by dumping it all in owr yard!!!
and thats a wrap so qed!!! which stands for quite energetic doggy i think!!! ha ha ok bye
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Good job defending your backyard from the lying ninja hedgehogs, Saya. the Spirit of Maggie the Vizsla
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It’s good that someone defended the home and yard from the evil that is cardboard and paper.
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Saya is one great detective! She found the secret Destruction Dennis photos.
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Saya is one great detective! She found the secret Destruction Dennis photos. Watch out for those pesky hedgehogs!
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Looks like someone had fun with the cardboard. have a good day, Jim
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Oh Dennis, looks like someone is following in your pawsteps! Better take care of those hedgehogs though so you don’t get blamed for more!
Luvs
Marty
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Those darn Ninja Hedgehogs!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
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We’re sure relieved to know you don’t have anything to do with the messes for once, Dennis! Or do you?
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Nice TRY Dennis…. blaming it on the Nasty Ninja Hedgehogs was a GOOD one…
Now Saya, we do believe that there is a TRUE Likeness to your brother in that Picture of PAST Destructions… We also want to warn you that your brother sometimes… well, MOSTLY… lives in his own private State of Delusion…
BE STRONG and Do your Best NOT TO FOLLOW HIM down one of his Dangerous Paths…
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BTW, Saya…. I (Ernie the Attorney) am taking New Clients… and my brother Judge F. Furter… has room on his docket… So if you feel that you are being … UNJUSTLY ACCUSED … Just call me at 878-787-8787
We at the Pawfirm are currently running an AFTER CHRISTMAS… Sale fur our Services…
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Way to keep your brother honest Saya.
Millie & Walter
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Cardboard messes, Dennis denys, and a legal firm is recommended. If Frank and Ermie find they have too much work, look up the firm I use, Dewey,Cheatem and Howe. They always have time!
Stella and Company
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Well, I just popped a whole box of that giant bubble wrap stuff! It was awesome!!
-Otto
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Saya, I think all you have to do is point out to Dennis the name of the blog…. there’s your QED. (“quite energetic doggy” – too funny!)
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