Month: February 2016

a noo kareer opportoonity!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as sum of yoo may be aware i hav had a sumwot checkerd employment history however i think a lukky brake is on the horizon chek it owt!!!

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they tried to mayk me go to rehab i sed no no no!!! but they mayd me go ennyway!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as yoo may reemember i wuz reesently diagnosd by the vetnameez peepul with hips displeezya and seveer arthuritis!!!  i am not shoor wot eksaktly arthuritis is but i think it luks like this:

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luks kyoot duznt he??? but hes akchooally rather paynful!!!

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I, SAYA THE MIGHTY, REASSURE YOU ABOUT SCARY WEATHER!

Greetings, quivering civilians! I, Saya the Mighty, am here to make you feel less frightened of scary weather phenomena. See if I don’t!

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