Greetings, quivering civilians! I, Saya the Mighty, am here to make you feel less frightened of scary weather phenomena. See if I don’t!
As you may know, I, Saya the Mighty, came to live with my brother Dennis and my late sister Trixie in July of last year. One of the things Dennis told me is that we don’t get much weather here in Southern California. Really, Dennis? Really?
WHAT WAS THAT, DENNIS? THAT WAS WEATHER! I looked it up.
Now I, Saya the Mighty, was, at first, a little unsure of what to make of all that wind and noise. To the untrained eye, I may have even seemed a little bit nervous as I evaluated the situation.
But then I realized something. And that something was this: IF A QUIVERING CIVILIAN LIKE DADA CAN BE OUT IN THE WEATHER, THEN SO CAN SAYA THE MIGHTY!
And it helped that dada threw a toy around a little. And it also helped that the wind flushed out a bird. A bird! DADA! ROLL THOSE ACTION STILLS OF ME, SAYA THE MIGHTY!
If a big wind flushes out big birds, it can’t be all bad. So remember, quivering civilians! You can stay inside when there’s scary weather, but I, Saya the Mighty, am always on the job.
Saya the Mighty out!