they tried to mayk me go to rehab i sed no no no!!! but they mayd me go ennyway!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as yoo may reemember i wuz reesently diagnosd by the vetnameez peepul with hips displeezya and seveer arthuritis!!!  i am not shoor wot eksaktly arthuritis is but i think it luks like this:

I Arthur

luks kyoot duznt he??? but hes akchooally rather paynful!!!

so ennyway mama and dada wer giving me delishus metacam to help me feel better but it mayd me hav dark poops wot they didnt like so then tried giving me delishus rimadyl but that also mayd me hav dark poops wot they didnt like!!! so now i do not git those delishus treets ennymore but i do git delishus kannd fud twice a week dada holds the kand fud in his hand wile mama duz sumthing to my scruff it seems to mayk dada a littel skweemish for sum reezun i do not no why after all it is not like i am gitting stuk with needels like trouble and tucker yoozd to git stuk with needels he is just weerd i gess!!! so i bet so far that all sownds ok rite??? but for sum reezun i also keep gitting tayken for sumthing kalld rehab!!!

aparently rehab involvs gitting kidnappd by a soopervillin!!! oh shoor frum the owtside it luks inn … innokyoo … wel frum the owtside it duz not luk like the layr of a soopervillin chek it owt:

tsavos

but upon entring it immedyatly bekaym aparent that this wuz a playse of watery doom garded by fritening hentchmen and vishus knids!!!

luk at theez fritening hentchmen!!! arnt they friteningly fritening???

luk at theez fritening hentchmen!!! arnt they friteningly fritening???

dada beeing oblivius to the fakt that we wer in a soopervillin layr kept going over to pet the hentchmen kan yoo beleev it??? they seemd to enjoy the atenshun but they did not let it distrakt them frum there reel purpus wot wuz of korse to mayk shoor i did not hoodini myself owt of the glass walld boks of watery doom!!!

treet?

treet?

wayt wot???

wayt wot???

oh crap

oh crap

wunse the glass walld boks of watery doom begins to fill up their is no eskayp!!! all their is is defyanse!!!

if i hav wun fut owt of the water in the glass walld boks of watery doom then i am not in the glass walld boks of watery doom!!!

if i hav wun fut owt of the water in the glass walld boks of watery doom then i am not in the glass walld boks of watery doom!!!

of korse defyanse in the fayse of the laws of fizziks wil only git wun so far

hay dada a littel help???

hay dada a littel help???

and did dada help me??? wot do yoo think???

thats rite he just kept tayking pikchers like he wuz sum kind of toorist or sumthing!!! eeven wen the floor of the glass walld boks of watery doom started mooving!!!

this is my seeryus fayse. seeryusly open the door and let me owt.

this is my seeryus fayse. seeryusly open the door and let me owt.

i keep wawking but i do not seem to be gitting ennyware!!!

finalee after a sertin peeryod of time wawking and not gitting ennyware the soopervillins reealized that they cud not brayk me and so i wuz reeleesd frum the glass walld boks of watry doom!!! and for my reevendj i left futprints all over their floor!!!

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dennis wuz heer

now at that poynt yoo mite think the soopervillins wood no that they ar likd but insted i wuz led into a bak rum for another rownd!!! heer in the bak is ware they hav sum verry hi tek eekwipment inklooding sum sort of time masheen spayse portal thing!!!

stargate!!! garded by another hentchman!!!

stargate!!! garded by another hentchman!!!

yes thats rite its a stargate garded by a dog wot luks a lot like my old frend ike!!!

stargate

dada went rite over and pet that hentchman too he duz not no how to akt arownd hentchmen obviusly!!! ennyway i thawt maybe i wuz going to be lawntchd off throo spayse and time but insted they had sumthing else in mind!!!

booda sez relaks

booda sez relaks

i will relaks booda just as soon as i git sum treets

i will relaks booda just as soon as i git sum treets

wunse the treets started flowing i relaksd a littel and that is wen they prodoosd there nekst hi tek gadjet!!!

ColdLaser

now i no wot yoo ar thinking yoo ar thinking wayt dennis arnt laser beems hot??? wel not this wun!!! obviusly it is sum kind of alien teknolodjee!!!

the doctor left his sonic skroodriver heer!!!

the doctor left his sonic skroodriver heer!!!

yep luks like doctor who wuz heer!!! and he left sumthing beehind!!! maybe he wil come bak to git it and speerit me away in his tardis!!!

then agin maybe not!!! but mama kept giving me treets and it eventchooally dawnd on me that all theez soopervillin antiks both the glass walld boks of watery doom and the cold laser wer mayking a lot of my arthuritis and hips displeezya pains go away!!! wotever there eevil plan wuz it totaly bakfired i am feeling better then i hav in a long time!!! i am bak on trak see my kote eeven sez so!!!

i am bak on trak mama!!!

i am bak on trak mama!!!

reealizing they wer beeten the soopervillins let me go and i reeternd to the kar with a spring in my step!!!

and wen i got home i wuz feeling nice and relaksd and setteld down for a gud snooz on the kowtch!!!

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now that i hav ben to the soopervillin lair a fyoo times and i no wot to ekspekt i am akchooally pritty eeger to go bak i pull mama in by her leesh evry time so that i kan spend mor time in the glass walld boks of watery doom and gitting hit with cold frikking laser beems and most importently gitting lots of yummy treets and sleeping all the way home!!! so sumtimes it is gud to hav a soopervillin in yore pokket!!! ha ha ok bye

23 thoughts on “they tried to mayk me go to rehab i sed no no no!!! but they mayd me go ennyway!!!

  1. Dennis I agree… that Rehab is no place for you&me or for Amy. And we made no good eggs-perience with the rimadyl too… that guy from vet-nam had to remove the recycled food with his vet-namese hands. I cross my paws that the cold laser and the water mill therapy help you to kick that arthur away with all his “itis”. Hugs to you and a happy valentines day!

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  2. Both Queen Natasha the Evil and Cheoah the Cheesewhiz (sorry to make you hungry with her nickname) also suffer at the hands of the laser villian. Their resistance is to get so relaxed as to actually fall asleep during the process. Those evil perpetrators (sorry we can’t spell as well as you) just have to give up after a while. We even walk out of there like it feels better!

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  3. Sounds like you have everything under control, Dennis. We are sorry you have pain, but glad you have those super villains trained to take care of the pain and your mom trained to keep feeding you treats.

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  4. dorysbackyard says:

    Soooooo…rehab is bad….and scary…and it feels good when it’s done….Hmmmmmm, very 50 Shades of Gray, Dennis…. BOL!
    Happy Valentine Day Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

    PeeEss…We do hope the rehab makes your pains in the hips go away REAL soon!

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  5. Mee-you Dennis mee iss sorry you got thee dreeded Arfuritis…it iss sumtimess NOT ‘bear-abull’ iss it????? An trust mee it iss not a bear inside you all tho’ it mite feel like sumfing iss tryin to claw its way out!!!
    LadyMum has turribull Arfuritis an sum dayss shee can hardlee walk….shee has a walker with wheels….maybe you need one??? or wee get you a race car to go *zoomie* inn???
    Seereeuslee wee hope you get sum reeleef an feel better soon…
    Bee seein you! Siddhartha Henry =^,.^= an LadyMum 🙂

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  6. Pee S: You looked pawsum inn thee water chamburr an that Stargate was purrty impressive!!!!!
    It lookss to LadyMum like yur left hip hertss you a lot more than thee rite hip. Shee sayss shee wanted to cuddle you when you lifted yur left leg up; shee iss a B-I-G softie!!!!
    Mee finkss yur paw printss were Pawsum!!
    DENNIS WAS HERE!!!! 😉

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  7. The OP Pack says:

    Oh Dennis, we are so sorry you even HAVE to go to that rehap place, but if it is helping you feel better, then we say GO FOR it!!! And by the way, Phantom got those Adequan shots too and they really helped him a lot for a long time. Feel better, pal!

    Hugs and Woos – Ciara and Lightning and Mom too

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  8. Dennis, I am so glad those treatments are making you feel better and putting the spring back in your step. I’ll bet Arthur(itis) hangs out with El Nino, and if that dude ever leaves, maybe that will help even more. You sure do have a loving mama and dada, who go to great lengths to help you and your siblings feel good. 🙂 You’re a lucky pup!

    Lindy

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  9. Oh, we know those drugs because Tori took them for her sore hips and arthritis. In the 1990s they were cutting edge!! You are so clever to go to aqua dog-robics and what excellent treats!! Gilly is glad you are feeling better.

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  10. oh Denis, I be really worried for a while there. It seemed like all your adventures were colliding. Where do these vet peoples get all these ideas from!
    Moving floors in water and what?
    I is very glad to hear it helping your pains though, that the best thing ever! These super villains obviously doesn’t know the power of Dennis!
    p.s. You like the metacam? yuck!
    ~lickies, Ludo!

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