hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as yoo may reemember i wuz reesently diagnosd by the vetnameez peepul with hips displeezya and seveer arthuritis!!! i am not shoor wot eksaktly arthuritis is but i think it luks like this:
so ennyway mama and dada wer giving me delishus metacam to help me feel better but it mayd me hav dark poops wot they didnt like so then tried giving me delishus rimadyl but that also mayd me hav dark poops wot they didnt like!!! so now i do not git those delishus treets ennymore but i do git delishus kannd fud twice a week dada holds the kand fud in his hand wile mama duz sumthing to my scruff it seems to mayk dada a littel skweemish for sum reezun i do not no why after all it is not like i am gitting stuk with needels like trouble and tucker yoozd to git stuk with needels he is just weerd i gess!!! so i bet so far that all sownds ok rite??? but for sum reezun i also keep gitting tayken for sumthing kalld rehab!!!
aparently rehab involvs gitting kidnappd by a soopervillin!!! oh shoor frum the owtside it luks inn … innokyoo … wel frum the owtside it duz not luk like the layr of a soopervillin chek it owt:
but upon entring it immedyatly bekaym aparent that this wuz a playse of watery doom garded by fritening hentchmen and vishus knids!!!
dada beeing oblivius to the fakt that we wer in a soopervillin layr kept going over to pet the hentchmen kan yoo beleev it??? they seemd to enjoy the atenshun but they did not let it distrakt them frum there reel purpus wot wuz of korse to mayk shoor i did not hoodini myself owt of the glass walld boks of watery doom!!!
wunse the glass walld boks of watery doom begins to fill up their is no eskayp!!! all their is is defyanse!!!
of korse defyanse in the fayse of the laws of fizziks wil only git wun so far
and did dada help me??? wot do yoo think???
thats rite he just kept tayking pikchers like he wuz sum kind of toorist or sumthing!!! eeven wen the floor of the glass walld boks of watery doom started mooving!!!
i keep wawking but i do not seem to be gitting ennyware!!!
finalee after a sertin peeryod of time wawking and not gitting ennyware the soopervillins reealized that they cud not brayk me and so i wuz reeleesd frum the glass walld boks of watry doom!!! and for my reevendj i left futprints all over their floor!!!
now at that poynt yoo mite think the soopervillins wood no that they ar likd but insted i wuz led into a bak rum for another rownd!!! heer in the bak is ware they hav sum verry hi tek eekwipment inklooding sum sort of time masheen spayse portal thing!!!
yes thats rite its a stargate garded by a dog wot luks a lot like my old frend ike!!!
dada went rite over and pet that hentchman too he duz not no how to akt arownd hentchmen obviusly!!! ennyway i thawt maybe i wuz going to be lawntchd off throo spayse and time but insted they had sumthing else in mind!!!
wunse the treets started flowing i relaksd a littel and that is wen they prodoosd there nekst hi tek gadjet!!!
now i no wot yoo ar thinking yoo ar thinking wayt dennis arnt laser beems hot??? wel not this wun!!! obviusly it is sum kind of alien teknolodjee!!!
yep luks like doctor who wuz heer!!! and he left sumthing beehind!!! maybe he wil come bak to git it and speerit me away in his tardis!!!
then agin maybe not!!! but mama kept giving me treets and it eventchooally dawnd on me that all theez soopervillin antiks both the glass walld boks of watery doom and the cold laser wer mayking a lot of my arthuritis and hips displeezya pains go away!!! wotever there eevil plan wuz it totaly bakfired i am feeling better then i hav in a long time!!! i am bak on trak see my kote eeven sez so!!!
reealizing they wer beeten the soopervillins let me go and i reeternd to the kar with a spring in my step!!!
and wen i got home i wuz feeling nice and relaksd and setteld down for a gud snooz on the kowtch!!!
now that i hav ben to the soopervillin lair a fyoo times and i no wot to ekspekt i am akchooally pritty eeger to go bak i pull mama in by her leesh evry time so that i kan spend mor time in the glass walld boks of watery doom and gitting hit with cold frikking laser beems and most importently gitting lots of yummy treets and sleeping all the way home!!! so sumtimes it is gud to hav a soopervillin in yore pokket!!! ha ha ok bye