hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog yoo may rekall a fyoo munths ago i menshund how mama and dada
tried to suksfully mayd me go to rehab for my hip displeezyas and my arthuritis wel anuther thing wot they ar dooing to help with the displeezyas and the arthuritis is yooze voodoo on me!!! at leest i think that is wot it is wen sumbuddy stiks pins in yoo rite???
now as i unnerstand it normally with voodoo wun has to go to like the karibbyan or at leest to the mithikal sitty of noo orleenz to find proper praktishuners of voodoo however it terns owt we hav wun in the verry saym offiss ware i go to th vet!!! in fakt the voodoo praktishuner is the vet!!! wot ar the odds?!?!?
now of korse i figgerd that if we wer dooing voodoo on my hips displeezya and my arthuritis we wood probly be mayking a voodoo doll of myself and or my hips and or arthur and stikking pins in them after all that is eksaktly wot voodoo is i hav seen it on televizhun!!! so imadjin my serprize wen insted of a voodoo doll of me the voodoo vet started stikking pins in me direktly!!!
i gess that is wot they kall kutting owt the middeldog!!!
shoorly this wuz sum sort of oversite or dry run or wotever!!! so i deesided not to wurry abowt it too mutch just yet!!! beesides mama had cookies!!!
i didnt notiss ennymore needel stikking going on after that so i assoom that the voodoo vet reealized her errer and started wurking on the voodoo doll of me insted!!! altho i never did see the voodoo doll i think that it must be bad luck to see yore own voodoo doll or sumthing!!! but the important thing is i didnt git ennymore needels stuk in me!!!
now for those of yoo hoo may wunder how stikking needels in a voodoo doll of wunself mite help with wuns hips displeezyas or arthuritis all i kan say is it is siense!!!
ennyway after all the hoodoo voodoo wot wuz dun wuz dun so wel i did feel better and rather sleepy too and i had sumhow ended up with delishus fud smeerd all over my fayse!!!
so ennyway that is how the hoodoo voodoo helpd git me owt of doodoo!!! and it also mayd me sleepy wich is a gud thing becuz it is aparently a long flite to the mithikal sitty of liverpool to pik up dadas lottery winnings and nobuddy wants to hav to stay awayk for that!!!
we just hav to git thru this kafeteerya slash buffay thing wot has a serprizingly lardj number of sekyoority gards and a serprizingly smal amownt of fud and then we wil be on owr way to eezy ritches!!! ok bye
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