Greetings, quivering civilians! I, Saya the Mighty, thought you all might like to know that today is my birthday. I am one year old now. I am expecting to get a real driver’s license soon, to replace this “proof” one. Then I will be able to take my katana in for sharpening any time it needs it, and chase down vampires and other evil perpetrators in my own vehicle. Or maybe Dada’s vehicle. See if I don’t!