a skolarly treetis on pst!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo may hav herd i hav ben going for pst treetments now i no wot yoo may be saying to yoreself yoo may be saying to yoreself self wot ar pst treetments??? wel seeing as i am now an ekspert on the matter i am heer to eksplayn it to yoo!!! now of korse the pst is the file format wot is yoozed by the notoryus bloteware mikrosoft owtluk evidently i hav sumthing rong with my pst file so the first thing we need to do is vizzit mikrosofts web site to reed up on how to repayr the inboks or better yet just git rid of owtluk and yooze sumthing els like mozilla thunderburp (ha ha ha thunderburp that is wot i do after i eet) to reed yore eemayl insted of — wot??? oh dada sez i am tawking abowt a kompleetly difrent kind of pst sorry i got sidetrakd their!!! no the pst we ar tawking abowt heer is pulsed signal therapy to regro kartiladj oops my bad!!! but i am bak on trak so ok lets go!!!

now of korse in order to reeseev the pst wun must be in the pst masheen and sitting stil for haff an owr however gitting a pst treetment is verry eksiting on akkownt of cookies cookies and mor cookies!!! cookies ar wun of my fayvrit things in the hole wide wurld!!! and so its posibul that lying down is not the first thing on my mind wen a pst sesshun starts!!!

however lying down is also wun of my fayvrit things in the hole wurld and i kan yoozhually be perswayded to do it!!!

see i am lying down!!! but krool krool mama and dada wil not giv me cookies until i am akchooally lying down in the masheen akkording to the perspektiv of akchooally beeing in the masheen rather then beeing lukd at thru the opening of the masheen becuz it seems it is not a matter of wuns poynt of vyoo it is a matter of havving wuns hips inside the sirkel wot wil reeseev the raydiayshun!!! so wunse that has ben akkomplishd then the treetment kan kommense!!!

now then the pst masheen is kontrolld by sum sort of majikal kard wot tels it wot to do lets tayk a luk at the treetment wot i am gitting chek it owt!!!

now as yoo kan see i am gitting the albus dumbledore einstein treetments wot i am pritty shoor hav alreddy mayd me smarter!!! and so this wil no dowt be the bestest most eksawstiv skolarly treetis ever!!! in fakt i am eksawsted alreddy but i wil perseveer just like albus dumbledore einstein did in the fayse of voldemort and spooky akshun at a distanse!!! but i do hav wun kwestchun why is the albus dumbledore einstein treetment beeing beemd at my butt???

so ennyway as i preevyusly menshund wunse wun is pozishund in the masheen and the masheen is running wun must sit their for a wile!!! for thirty minnits in fakt wich is like two hunnerd and ten minnits in dog minnits!!! oh my gosh how am i going to stretch this post owt for three and a haff owrs??? oh i no heer lets tayk another luk at the masheen!!!

oh ar yoo dun reeding all that stuf alreddy??? but i am stil lying heer for another two dog owrs!!! hay dada why not show them arownd the rum??? hmm wot ar thoze posters over their???

oh my gosh lets find sumthing less skarry to luk at then thoze posters!!! maybe sum pikchers of other satisfyed customers!!! sum of them luk like dogs i no i wunder if sum of my frends hav ben heer!!!

hay luk!!! i bet this dog nos spicoli!!!

i do not no if this is monty or harlow but it shoor luks like he cud be reelayted!!!

this greyhound on the beetch reeminds me of my frend bunny!!!

why this cud be otto!!! hello dog wot cud be otto!!!

this littel dog reeminds me of my frend noodel with the little wiskers and the bandanna!!!

luk it is a dachshund just like my frends frankie and ernie!!! and also like the pst masheen started to tern me into!!!

wel gud nooz i distrakted yoo long enuf for my therapee to be almost finishd!!! now wen it finishes their is going to be a beep!!! it is going to be verry skarry!!! ar yoo lissening for the beep??? lissen!!! it is lowd and skarry and tarrifying and lowd!!! and i git lots of cookies for heering it i hope yoo do too!!!

did yoo heer it??? yoo herd it didnt yoo??? did yoo git cookies??? becuz i did!!! oh snap!!! now abowt siks minnits or fordytoo dog minnits into the therapee i always start to feel a littel tingel in my bakside wot i am pritty shoor is my butt gitting smarter (see abuv!!!) and so after gitting owt of the masheen my butt has to do sumthing to ekspend the stord up smartness enerdjee and beeing as i am a vizsla dog yoo no wot my butt likes to do!!!

and so after dischardjing the eksess butt enerdjee wot has ben imparted by the einstein masheen it is time to eksit the fasilitee and reetern home!!! withowt stopping at the sandy eggo kownty fare i may add becuz if we lernt wun thing frum the faymus dokyoomentry the lost boys it is that fares neer the oshun in kalifornya ar krawling with vampires and i am not the vampire hunter arownd heer!!!

see it is a gud thing i got thoze smartness treetments for my butt or i mite hav fallin for the enticements of smelly fuds frum the venders at the fare!!! but i did not!!! and now we hav reechd the final faze of the pst treetment the part ware we git in the kar and go home!!! i am shoor owr kar is arownd heer sumware!!!

oh my mistayk that is not owr kar!!! my eyes had not yet adjusted to the lite owtside so i faild to notiss that the kar wuz not old enuf dirty enuf or cheep enuf or dingd up enuf to be owr kar!!! altho it is the rite kolor!!!

and their yoo hav it a skolarly treetis on pst treetments!!! now yoo no almost as mutch as me altho not kwite on akkownt of i hav gottin the albus dumbledore einstein treetment and so i am now sooper wikkid smart!!! at this poynt the treetments ar finishd and now beegins the siks week peeryud of no jumping and no futbol moovs wile my boddy trize to reegrow kartiladj and my smart butt tries to solv string theery!!! or sumthing!!!

i am hoping after the siks week peeryud i wil wunse agin be aybel to jump onto the bed and into the kar withowt needing to klamber or be lifted but we wil see!!! heer is hoping i do not hav handels in my fyootcher but if i do at leest i no they wer wunse worn by the best alpha sister dog ever!!! ok bye