Spicoli: “Dude, what have you been watching?”
Dennis: “Some miniseries. It’s been disappointing. I thought it would have more dogs.”
Dennis: “I guess I shouldn’t be surprised though. There was another miniseries just like it last week and that one had hardly any rabbits.”
Spicoli: “Dude, what on earth are you talking about?”
Mouse: “Dennis, what do you think ‘RNC’ and ‘DNC’ stand for?”
Dennis: “‘Rabbit National Circus’ and ‘Dog National Circus’.”
Mouse: “I see. You know they’re actually not circuses, right?”
Dennis: “Then why are they full of clowns?”
Spicoli: “Ha ha ha! Dude’s got a point!”
Mouse: “Okay, Dennis, let’s review how U.S. Presidential elections work …”
Spicoli: “Oh please let’s don’t.”
Dennis: “Wow, that job has like no requirements at all! I’m totally qualified to do it! How much does it pay? Does it include health insurance?”
Mouse: “What? No, Dennis, you can’t be President.”
Dennis: “Why not? I was born here.”
Mouse: “For starters, you’re a dog.”
Dennis: “Your chart doesn’t say the President can’t be a dog.”
Mouse: “You’re not 35. You’re only ten.”
Dennis: “In dog years I’m 65. Look it up!”
Mr. Nibbles: “If you can dream it, you can be it, Mr. Dennis!”
Dennis: “Thanks, Mr. Nibbles!”
Mouse: “Mr. Nibbles! Not helping!”
Mouse: “You have no organization. You have no campaign manager.”
Producer Smurf: “Did someone say they need a campaign manager?”
Producer Smurf: “So, Dennis, the first thing we’ll need to do is close the kitty gap …”
Mouse: “You have no running mate.”
Dennis: “What do I need a running mate for?”
Mouse: “You need a running mate to be rude and obnoxious and attack your opponent while you stay statesdoglike.”
Dennis: “Hmm, where am I going to find someone like that―”
Opossum: “HISSS! Nasty diurnal creatures! Shut up already! Some of us are trying to get our beauty sleep!”
15 thoughts on “Overheard Around The House”
Hmmm…I’ve seen worse choices…
We would sure vote for that ticket! I do thing human politicians should be spayed and neutered, they shouldn’t be reproducing in the wild!
I am definitely voting this ticket as long as you remain statesdoglike. Most of us are looking for a third choice.
It is very complicated so we surely need a reality show. Has Mr. Probst called yet?
Murphy & Stanley
I will vote for you Dennis! 🙂
Are you running on the Independent canine ticket, Dennis?
You’ve got my vote Dennis! I really want America to be furry again…
Love and licks,
Hmmmm, this sounds a lot more appealing that the real elections:)
Woos – Ciara and Lightning
Finally a ticket our mom is willing to vote for. BOL!
Millie & Walter
You’ve got our vote! We’re all for the Furred Party Candidates!
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
Mama says she will definitely be voting for you, Dennis…BUT she isn’t too sure about your running mate…..
oh sweet friends! I would definitely vote for you here at the Hotel Thompson for sure! XOXO – Bacon
I vote for you too, Dennis and not for the…clowns…MOL 😀 Pawkisses for a happy day 🙂 ❤
You guys have more sense than most people, a circus it is, my circus it is not.