Overheard Around The House

dennis_dnc_1Spicoli: “Dude, what have you been watching?”
Dennis: “Some miniseries. It’s been disappointing. I thought it would have more dogs.”

dennis_dnc_2Dennis: “I guess I shouldn’t be surprised though. There was another miniseries just like it last week and that one had hardly any rabbits.”
Spicoli: “Dude, what on earth are you talking about?”

dennis_dnc_3Mouse: “Dennis, what do you think ‘RNC’ and ‘DNC’ stand for?”
Dennis: “‘Rabbit National Circus’ and ‘Dog National Circus’.”
Mouse: “I see. You know they’re actually not circuses, right?”
Dennis: “Then why are they full of clowns?”
Spicoli: “Ha ha ha! Dude’s got a point!”

dennis_dnc_4Mouse: “Okay, Dennis, let’s review how U.S. Presidential elections work …”
Spicoli: “Oh please let’s don’t.”

dennis_dnc_5Dennis: “Wow, that job has like no requirements at all! I’m totally qualified to do it! How much does it pay? Does it include health insurance?”
Mouse: “What? No, Dennis, you can’t be President.”
Dennis: “Why not? I was born here.”
Mouse: “For starters, you’re a dog.”
Dennis: “Your chart doesn’t say the President can’t be a dog.”
Mouse: “You’re not 35. You’re only ten.”
Dennis: “In dog years I’m 65.  Look it up!”
Mr. Nibbles: “If you can dream it, you can be it, Mr. Dennis!”
Dennis: “Thanks, Mr. Nibbles!”
Mouse: “Mr. Nibbles! Not helping!”

dennis_dnc_6Mouse: “You have no organization. You have no campaign manager.”
Producer Smurf: “Did someone say they need a campaign manager?”

dennis_dnc_7Producer Smurf: “So, Dennis, the first thing we’ll need to do is close the kitty gap …”
Mouse: “You have no running mate.”
Dennis: “What do I need a running mate for?”
Mouse: “You need a running mate to be rude and obnoxious and attack your opponent while you stay statesdoglike.”
Dennis: “Hmm, where am I going to find someone like that―”
Opossum: “HISSS! Nasty diurnal creatures! Shut up already! Some of us are trying to get our beauty sleep!”
Spicoli: <snoring>

Soon …

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15 thoughts on “Overheard Around The House

  1. dorysbackyard says:

    Mama says she will definitely be voting for you, Dennis…BUT she isn’t too sure about your running mate…..
    Smileys!
    Dory

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hello nice reeder its dennis the vizsla dog hay leev me a peemail if yoo want to!!! ok bye

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