Spicoli: “Dude, what have you been watching?”
Dennis: “Some miniseries. It’s been disappointing. I thought it would have more dogs.”
Dennis: “I guess I shouldn’t be surprised though. There was another miniseries just like it last week and that one had hardly any rabbits.”
Spicoli: “Dude, what on earth are you talking about?”
Mouse: “Dennis, what do you think ‘RNC’ and ‘DNC’ stand for?”
Dennis: “‘Rabbit National Circus’ and ‘Dog National Circus’.”
Mouse: “I see. You know they’re actually not circuses, right?”
Dennis: “Then why are they full of clowns?”
Spicoli: “Ha ha ha! Dude’s got a point!”
Mouse: “Okay, Dennis, let’s review how U.S. Presidential elections work …”
Spicoli: “Oh please let’s don’t.”
Dennis: “Wow, that job has like no requirements at all! I’m totally qualified to do it! How much does it pay? Does it include health insurance?”
Mouse: “What? No, Dennis, you can’t be President.”
Dennis: “Why not? I was born here.”
Mouse: “For starters, you’re a dog.”
Dennis: “Your chart doesn’t say the President can’t be a dog.”
Mouse: “You’re not 35. You’re only ten.”
Dennis: “In dog years I’m 65. Look it up!”
Mr. Nibbles: “If you can dream it, you can be it, Mr. Dennis!”
Dennis: “Thanks, Mr. Nibbles!”
Mouse: “Mr. Nibbles! Not helping!”
Mouse: “You have no organization. You have no campaign manager.”
Producer Smurf: “Did someone say they need a campaign manager?”
Producer Smurf: “So, Dennis, the first thing we’ll need to do is close the kitty gap …”
Mouse: “You have no running mate.”
Dennis: “What do I need a running mate for?”
Mouse: “You need a running mate to be rude and obnoxious and attack your opponent while you stay statesdoglike.”
Dennis: “Hmm, where am I going to find someone like that―”
Opossum: “HISSS! Nasty diurnal creatures! Shut up already! Some of us are trying to get our beauty sleep!”
Spicoli: <snoring>
Soon …
The Oceanside Animals 
Hmmm…I’ve seen worse choices…
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We would sure vote for that ticket! I do thing human politicians should be spayed and neutered, they shouldn’t be reproducing in the wild!
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I am definitely voting this ticket as long as you remain statesdoglike. Most of us are looking for a third choice.
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It is very complicated so we surely need a reality show. Has Mr. Probst called yet?
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
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I will vote for you Dennis! 🙂
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Are you running on the Independent canine ticket, Dennis?
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You’ve got my vote Dennis! I really want America to be furry again…
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Hmmmm, this sounds a lot more appealing that the real elections:)
Woos – Ciara and Lightning
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Finally a ticket our mom is willing to vote for. BOL!
Millie & Walter
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DENNISDENNISDENNIS!!!!
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You’ve got our vote! We’re all for the Furred Party Candidates!
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
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Mama says she will definitely be voting for you, Dennis…BUT she isn’t too sure about your running mate…..
Smileys!
Dory
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oh sweet friends! I would definitely vote for you here at the Hotel Thompson for sure! XOXO – Bacon
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I vote for you too, Dennis and not for the…clowns…MOL 😀 Pawkisses for a happy day 🙂 ❤
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You guys have more sense than most people, a circus it is, my circus it is not.
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