Greetings, quivering civilians! Saya the Mighty here, reporting from points north, to let everyone know I am still doing well, and am taking on a new mission. Having rid the world of gophers, I am now learning the finer points of stacking and gaiting. See if I don’t!
This of course is one of the things you have to do when you’re a doggy model. Dada always said I was pretty enough to be one. But it’s not just about standing around. It’s also about doing a little turn around a ring.
Now it may seem like I’m moving away from my old career of hunting vampires and such, but is it? Is it really? OR AM I JUST GOING UNDERCOVER TO LULL THE VAMPIRES INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY, WHILE I PREPARE TO DEFEAT THEM WITH BLUE STEEL?
I am leaving it to you, quivering civilians, to discern the truth about my secret undercover mission. But here’s a hint. I, like my namesake, Saya Otonashi, may look sweet and pretty, but neither of us ever goes out without a katana.
Saya the Mighty out!