The Hipster Kitties
And their imaginary friends
Are They Gone?
Dennis: “Are the reporters gone?”
Mouse: “No. You’d better stay in there a while longer. Like, until November 9th.”
Spicoli: “Pssst. Mouse. Is Gary Johnson gone?”
Mouse: “No, he and Vizzini are exchanging brownie recipes. You’d better stay in there a while longer.”
Producer Smurf: “What about Azrael? Is Azrael gone?”
Opossum: “HISSS! And the evil clowns? Are the evil clowns gone?”
Mouse: “Oh, sure. The cat and the evil clowns left hours ago.”
Mr. Nibbles: <???>
Mr. Nibbles: “The orange cat and a bunch of evil clowns are still out there, friend Mouse. You know that.”
Producer Smurf: “AAAIIIEEEE! It’s Azrael! Smurf that cat away from me!”
Opossum: “AAAIIIIEEEE! There are even more nasty evil clowns than before!”
Mouse: “Oops. I misspoke.”
Dennis: “Is it November 9th yet?”
Mouse: “Not even close, Dennis.”
15 Comments on “Are They Gone?”
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you better have a BIG nylabone Dennis, when you have to wait till november 9th…or look if you can find shome shoes there :o)
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I don’t know if I would trust the gone or not Dennis!
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I’m afraid the clowns will be around long after Nov. 9th…
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I don’t see no smurfs…are they gone too..MOL 😀 Pawkisses for a Happy Sunday 🙂 ❤
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Are you on the ballot or do I have to write your name in, I’m not sure I can spell Viscla…Viczla…
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Dennis, you really should come out now. Nov 9 is still far enough away you will starve. Unless you can afford to send someone for takeout on a regular basis.
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Clowns to the left of us, jokers to the right, here we are stuck in the middle with them 🙂
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If we weren’t scared of clowns before we sure are now!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
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We think you should be writting the campaign ads! Great humor & no mud slinging.
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Dennis could do better than most.
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Sounds like you may need to stock up on greenies, Dennis!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
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That’s a real long time to hideout. Will send you some doggie cookies to help with the hiding.
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Darn – snaps. November 9th has to get here quick and be over with soon. The misery! XOXO – Bacon
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Definitely order in a few pizzas – it’s going to be a long wait!
*kissey face*
-Fiona, and Abby the Hippobottomus, and Daisy the Tennis Ball Thief!
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got doggies hear
reddy to fone bank
& get out da vote 🙂
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