Month: October 2016

Die Hard With Opossum

Norman #1: “I disabled the wi-fi Norman.” Norman #2:”Good work, Norman.” Ron Burgundy: “This situation has gotten very, very serious.” Producer Smurf: “No smurfing, really?” Ron Burgundy: “Yes. I can’t post to Instagram or Twitter or live-stream to Facebook.” Mouse: “Say, who’s the new…

Throwback (Dada, Dennis, Tucker, & Pooh Bear) Thursday: Menagerie

Picture taken October 26, 2007

The World Stage

Russian Hacker: “Lord Putin, as you commanded, we have conducted a massive DDoS strike against the American internet, yet news of the dog’s faux paw continues to spread.” Vladimir Putin: “I want that dog in the White House. Stage an attack to generate sympathy…

Throwback (Dennis & Trixie) Thursday: Mom?

Picture taken October 13, 2007

(Somewhat) Wordless Wednesday: Magic Carpet Ride

Dada’s note: Dennis’s chest X-rays came back inconclusive, with “questionable nodular opacity in the ventral thorax” and mild heart enlargement,while the ultrasound showed evidence of a chordae tendineae rupture.  So basically, we still don’t really know exactly why he’s been coughing; it could even be down…

Clown Hall Debate

Russian Hacker: “Lord Putin, per your instructions, we have modified the instant poll software for the American Presidential debate.” Vladimir Putin: “Excellent. Now leave me alone with my Precious for a bit. I just fished it out of the lava pool into which some…

Throwback (Tucker, Trixie, and Dennis) Thursday: The Crew

Picture taken October 11, 2008

The Great Debate Begins

Opossum: “HISSS! Nasty Presidential Debate Committee can’t even fulfill a simple request for a bowl of mealworms in the green room! I kill them. I kill them all!” Dennis: “Why do they call it the green room, anyway? It’s not green. It’s more of…

a breef updayt on my hart and stuf!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay thank yoo all for yore tail wags and purrs and sutch!!! my kardiak reechek went wel the vetnameez persun sed that their is less of a thrill in my mermer now yoozhually a thrill is…

Throwback (Tucker, Trixie, and Dennis) Thursday: Saint Francis Bless Us, Every One*

(Mostly*) Wordless Wednesday: Cooler Days

The Great Debate (Prep)

Producer Smurf: “All right, pretend candidates! I am now going to smurf you a selection of questions chosen from those smurfed by the public to the web site presidentialopenquestions.com. Is everybody ready?” Dennis: “Why does my mic say ‘Fisher-Price’ on it?” Paula: “I’ll take ‘Potpourri’ for $1000,…

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