Why Is The Award Gone?


Jack Sparrow: “I shall display this award next to my Golden Globe for ‘favorite pirate’, and none of you can stop me.”
Spicoli: “Dude, seriously, stealing an award from a dog isn’t going to do much for your reputation.”


Jack Sparrow: “Well since your dog friend stole my place on the Black Pearl, it seems only fair that I get his award, does it not?”
Spicoli: “Well be that as it may, Dennis still — wait, what?”

Meanwhile …


Pirate (off screen): “Captain Sparrow? Are you in there?”
Dennis (thinking): “This isn’t happening. This isn’t happening. This isn’t happening.”

Back at Warehouse 13 …


Spicoli: “Great, now we have to find Dennis and rescue him again.”
Jack Sparrow: “A rescue? How splendid! Do keep me informed on how it goes. Meanwhile, who would like to help me braid my beard?”
Mika & Claudia: “Me!”
Spicoli: “Hey, dudes, can I borrow someone’s phone? I need to call a mouse.”
Steve Jinks: “Sorry, you can’t use our phones. They’re too dangerous.”
Spicoli: “What, your phones are all cursed too?”
Steve Jinks: “Worse. They’re Galaxy Note 7s.”

15 thoughts on “Why Is The Award Gone?

  1. BOL! Will Dennis be able to keep the Pearl? Or will he lost it to another pirate? It seems to me Jack had a hard time keeping his boat…. Just saying…

    Monty, Harlow, and Ramble


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