Why Is The Award Gone?


Jack Sparrow: “I shall display this award next to my Golden Globe for ‘favorite pirate’, and none of you can stop me.”
Spicoli: “Dude, seriously, stealing an award from a dog isn’t going to do much for your reputation.”


Jack Sparrow: “Well since your dog friend stole my place on the Black Pearl, it seems only fair that I get his award, does it not?”
Spicoli: “Well be that as it may, Dennis still — wait, what?”

Meanwhile …


Pirate (off screen): “Captain Sparrow? Are you in there?”
Dennis (thinking): “This isn’t happening. This isn’t happening. This isn’t happening.”

Back at Warehouse 13 …


Spicoli: “Great, now we have to find Dennis and rescue him again.”
Jack Sparrow: “A rescue? How splendid! Do keep me informed on how it goes. Meanwhile, who would like to help me braid my beard?”
Mika & Claudia: “Me!”
Spicoli: “Hey, dudes, can I borrow someone’s phone? I need to call a mouse.”
Steve Jinks: “Sorry, you can’t use our phones. They’re too dangerous.”
Spicoli: “What, your phones are all cursed too?”
Steve Jinks: “Worse. They’re Galaxy Note 7s.”

15 thoughts on “Why Is The Award Gone?

  1. cafall says:

    BOL! Will Dennis be able to keep the Pearl? Or will he lost it to another pirate? It seems to me Jack had a hard time keeping his boat…. Just saying…

    Monty, Harlow, and Ramble


hello nice reeder its dennis the vizsla dog hay leev me a peemail if yoo want to!!! ok bye

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