Sky Turtle: “What are we doing at the San Diego harbor?”
Spicoli: “We’re trying to find Dennis.”
Sky Turtle: “But the drunken, mascara-wearing biped said Dennis would be aboard his old pirate ship. They don’t have pirate ships here.”
Spicoli: “Dude, check out all the boats with big sails. Don’t those look like pirate ships to you?”
Spicoli: “Dude, float over and ask that lady on the front of the ship if she’s seen Dennis around.”
Sky Turtle: “That’s no lady, that’s a―”
Spicoli: “This is no time for old vaudeville jokes, dude!”
Sky Turtle: “Excuse me, inanimate wooden lady, but the ridiculous mammal over there would like me to ask you a question.”
Producer Smurf: “Beat it, turtle! I saw her first!”
Producer Smurf: “So anyway, like I was saying, if you smurf back to the village with me, Papa Smurf can totally smurf you into a real smurf. He’s done it before. Hey do you like to smurf blonde wigs?”
Sky Turtle: “The hunk of wood hasn’t seen your friend.”
Spicoli: “Rats! Okay, let’s try a different ship.”
Hours Later …
Spicoli: “No sign of Dennis aboard this ship either.”
Sky Turtle: “Is your plan just to visit every tall ship you can find and sniff around it looking for Dennis? That will take forever even by turtle standards.”
But then …
Jack Sparrow: “You two clearly have no idea how to conduct a rescue. Fortunately, I do.”
Spicoli: “Dude, what are you doing here? I thought you were busy getting your beard braided or something.”
Jack Sparrow: “I was, but I’m finished. I also had time to raid a lovely little coastal town called Seaport Village. Now I need a ship to escape with my swag. Savvy?”
Sky Turtle: “Seaport Village isn’t a town. It’s a shopping center. It even says so on your bag. You didn’t need to ‘raid’ it.”
Jack Sparrow: “Pirate.”
Soon …
Jack Sparrow: “We’ll take this one, Star of India. Looks like a swift and sturdy vessel. She will carry us to the Black Pearl, before your friend sinks her or runs her aground, I hope.”
Spicoli: “Dude, how would Dennis run a great big ship aground?”
Meanwhile …
Pirate: “Arrrr! What have ye done, ye crazy wee red dog?!”
Dennis: “My bad. I thought I saw a squirrel on the beach.”
that was a brilliant idea to hunt a beach squirrel with a ship… is that still hunting or fishing?
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Well, I sea y’all are having a grand ole time on the hunt!
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Is it anything like finding Nemo?
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
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Yeah they are coming for you Dennis!!!!
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There probably was a squirrel on the beach! Don’t worry Dennis, your rescue team is coming.
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Aha, I bet that squirrel nefer saw that coming….using a ship to chase squirrels is……novel?
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
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I totally would have grounded a ship to catch a squirrel, Dennis!!
Smileys!
Dory
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No worries…Spicoli is conducting the search.
What did I just type?
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Dennis, how could you miss the water and park on the shore?
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a new internet game, where is Dennis
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At least there was a good reason. Squirrels. Ugh. They’re nothing but trouble!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Never say never when Dennis is around:)
Woos – Lightning and Misty
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Looks like you got into some creative hunting techniques!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
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