Sky Turtle: “What are we doing at the San Diego harbor?”
Spicoli: “We’re trying to find Dennis.”
Sky Turtle: “But the drunken, mascara-wearing biped said Dennis would be aboard his old pirate ship. They don’t have pirate ships here.”
Spicoli: “Dude, check out all the boats with big sails. Don’t those look like pirate ships to you?”

Spicoli: “Dude, float over and ask that lady on the front of the ship if she’s seen Dennis around.”
Sky Turtle: “That’s no lady, that’s a―”
Spicoli: “This is no time for old vaudeville jokes, dude!”

Sky Turtle: “Excuse me, inanimate wooden lady, but the ridiculous mammal over there would like me to ask you a question.”
Producer Smurf: “Beat it, turtle! I saw her first!”

Producer Smurf: “So anyway, like I was saying, if you smurf back to the village with me, Papa Smurf can totally smurf you into a real smurf. He’s done it before. Hey do you like to smurf blonde wigs?”
Sky Turtle: “The hunk of wood hasn’t seen your friend.”
Spicoli: “Rats! Okay, let’s try a different ship.”

Hours Later …

Spicoli: “No sign of Dennis aboard this ship either.”
Sky Turtle: “Is your plan just to visit every tall ship you can find and sniff around it looking for Dennis? That will take forever even by turtle standards.”

But then …

Jack Sparrow: “You two clearly have no idea how to conduct a rescue. Fortunately, I do.”
Spicoli: “Dude, what are you doing here? I thought you were busy getting your beard braided or something.”
Jack Sparrow: “I was, but I’m finished. I also had time to raid a lovely little coastal town called Seaport Village. Now I need a ship to escape with my swag. Savvy?”
Sky Turtle: “Seaport Village isn’t a town. It’s a shopping center. It even says so on your bag. You didn’t need to ‘raid’ it.”
Jack Sparrow: “Pirate.”

Soon …

Jack Sparrow: “We’ll take this one, Star of India. Looks like a swift and sturdy vessel. She will carry us to the Black Pearl, before your friend sinks her or runs her aground, I hope.”
Spicoli: “Dude, how would Dennis run a great big ship aground?”

Meanwhile …

Pirate: “Arrrr! What have ye done, ye crazy wee red dog?!”
Dennis: “My bad. I thought I saw a squirrel on the beach.”