The Hipster Kitties
And their imaginary friends
Come Sail Away
Spicoli: “What makes you so sure you can find Dennis and the Black Pearl, dude?”
Jack Sparrow: “I have an excellent crew, Mr. Spicoli. They will continue on the course I set, for a fabled island rich with treasure. We are now making for that same island. I can only hope we reach it in time, for the inhabitants are said to be clever tricksters. I fear your friend may be in well over his head.”
Spicoli: “Yeah, well, he usually is.”
Jack Sparrow: “With such a wind at our back, we will find the Black Pearl and your friend in no time.”
Spicoli: “I appreciate the help, dude. Trixie used to handle these things, and now the mouse usually does.”
Jack Sparrow: “I understand, my friend. I, too, am beholden to a mouse.”
Spicoli: “I’m not quite sure why you’ve got the turtle advertising rum for sale that you don’t have, though.”
Jack Sparrow: “It doesn’t say I am selling rum. It says to see me with questions about rum. People with questions about rum are likely to have rum, which I can then persuade them to give to me. Savvy?”
Spicoli: “Whoa, dude! That’s a scheme worth of Dennis!”
Jack Sparrow: “Thank you.”
Sky Turtle: “I wouldn’t take that as a compliment, biped.”
Meanwhile …
Pirate: “Arrrr, ye mad wee red dog, now what have ye done?!”
Dennis: “I could have sworn I saw a squirrel run into this giant hourglass full of peanuts …”
12 Comments on “Come Sail Away”
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I saw it too Dennis… and I hope that hourglass has an emergency exit :o)
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Squirrels! They are the root of all evil. Also baths…. ugh.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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OMD OMD Our mom KNOWS that Cap’n Morgan.. hehehehe
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Another chapter of where is Dennis, keeping looking
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we are in awe of Jack Sparrow’s rum scheme. Hope Spicoli is taking notes.
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Dennis, Dennis, Dennis, what have you done now?
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Wait a minute! Did you say peanuts? Like peanut butter only crunchy? There is an alternative!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
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Have no fear, Dennis – Captain Jack is on the way!!!
Woos – Lightning and Misty
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Oh my…things could get very interesting….
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
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SQUIRREL! I love it! XOXO – Bacon
PS – Got your card this weekend – thanks buddy and happy Monday
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ejoy tha pnut, dennis!
gonna be hawrd to find treets
on da ship of fules 🙂
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Aye! Broke me rib, i did … Chasing those cavorting direlect doggies on escape from dat broke fence de broke, de did. Owwww… Spicoli and Dennis send rummmm to cease deez spasms pleez
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