Come Sail Away


Spicoli: “What makes you so sure you can find Dennis and the Black Pearl, dude?”
Jack Sparrow: “I have an excellent crew, Mr. Spicoli. They will continue on the course I set, for a fabled island rich with treasure. We are now making for that same island. I can only hope we reach it in time, for the inhabitants are said to be clever tricksters. I fear your friend may be in well over his head.”
Spicoli: “Yeah, well, he usually is.”


Jack Sparrow: “With such a wind at our back, we will find the Black Pearl and your friend in no time.”
Spicoli: “I appreciate the help, dude. Trixie used to handle these things, and now the mouse usually does.”
Jack Sparrow: “I understand, my friend. I, too, am beholden to a mouse.”


Spicoli: “I’m not quite sure why you’ve got the turtle advertising rum for sale that you don’t have, though.”
Jack Sparrow: “It doesn’t say I am selling rum. It says to see me with questions about rum. People with questions about rum are likely to have rum, which I can then persuade them to give to me. Savvy?”
Spicoli: “Whoa, dude! That’s a scheme worth of Dennis!”
Jack Sparrow: “Thank you.”
Sky Turtle: “I wouldn’t take that as a compliment, biped.”

Meanwhile …

Pirate: “Arrrr, ye mad wee red dog, now what have ye done?!”
Dennis: “I could have sworn I saw a squirrel run into this giant hourglass full of peanuts …”

12 thoughts on “Come Sail Away

  1. Bo says:

    Aye! Broke me rib, i did … Chasing those cavorting direlect doggies on escape from dat broke fence de broke, de did. Owwww… Spicoli and Dennis send rummmm to cease deez spasms pleez


hello nice reeder its dennis the vizsla dog hay leev me a peemail if yoo want to!!! ok bye

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