All Ashore That’s Going Ashore


Jack Sparrow: “Land ho! Mr. Spicoli! Prepare to launch the ship’s tender!”
Spicoli: “The what now, dude?”
Jack Sparrow: “The small boat for going ashore! Savvy?”
Spicoli: “I don’t see anything like that on board, dude.”



Jack Sparrow: “Mr. Turtle! Find your way down to the deck, if you please!”

Meanwhile …


Pirate: “Ach, ye loony red dog! Come down from there before you break your fool neck!”
Dennis: “But I want that bag of Zuke’s!”

Soon …


Spicoli: “Dude, I see your ship. And Dennis.”
Jack Sparrow: “Is he in trouble?”
Spicoli: “What do you think?”



Jack Sparrow: “Mr. Turtle! A bit more speed, if you please!”
Sky Turtle: “I can only spin my tail so fast, biped.”


Dennis: “Almost got it!”
Pirate: “Those squirrels be playing ye for a nincompoop, ye daft red dog!”


Pirate: “Watch out! They have a banana peel!”


Dennis: “Aaaiiieeee!”
Pirate: “Arrr! I cannot watch! Where’s me other eyepatch?”

And in the nick of time …


Pirate: “Arr, all has gone dark. And smells of banana.”
Spicoli: “Dude, that’s a lot of trouble to go through for a bag of Zuke’s. Now, if it were Doritos …”
Dennis: “Wow, turtle, you sure can carry a lot of cargo!”
Sky Turtle: “Well, a species doesn’t survive millions of years without learning a few tricks.”
Jack Sparrow: “I’ll just be taking all these ropes and timbers to repair my ship. Savvy?”

Later …


Ron Burgundy: “… and in other news, San Diego Harbor Police released an artist’s sketch of a suspect in the theft of the ‘Star of India’ …”
Mouse: “Do I even want to know?”
Spicoli: “No. But you should check your voice mail more often, dude.”

15 thoughts on “All Ashore That’s Going Ashore

  1. Frankie and Ernie says:

    These ADVENTURES of yours make US want to have a visit with that Cap’n Morgan… mom keeps in the Cabinet… Just sayin Dennis… Just sayin.
    Hopefully a Year with NO Adventures… Just sayin. OKAY Bye.


  2. Wow. Um, where to even start? I guess, first, Dennis you are much braver than I am – I’m scared of heights! And Spicoli, well, uh, surely you know some good attorneys….

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Daisy the Bandersnatch


hello nice reeder its dennis the vizsla dog hay leev me a peemail if yoo want to!!! ok bye

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