The Oceanside Animals
And their imaginary friends
All Ashore That’s Going Ashore
Jack Sparrow: “Land ho! Mr. Spicoli! Prepare to launch the ship’s tender!”
Spicoli: “The what now, dude?”
Jack Sparrow: “The small boat for going ashore! Savvy?”
Spicoli: “I don’t see anything like that on board, dude.”
Jack Sparrow: “Mr. Turtle! Find your way down to the deck, if you please!”
Meanwhile …
Pirate: “Ach, ye loony red dog! Come down from there before you break your fool neck!”
Dennis: “But I want that bag of Zuke’s!”
Soon …
Spicoli: “Dude, I see your ship. And Dennis.”
Jack Sparrow: “Is he in trouble?”
Spicoli: “What do you think?”
Jack Sparrow: “Mr. Turtle! A bit more speed, if you please!”
Sky Turtle: “I can only spin my tail so fast, biped.”
Dennis: “Almost got it!”
Pirate: “Those squirrels be playing ye for a nincompoop, ye daft red dog!”
Pirate: “Watch out! They have a banana peel!”
Squirrels:
Dennis: “Aaaiiieeee!”
Pirate: “Arrr! I cannot watch! Where’s me other eyepatch?”
And in the nick of time …
Pirate: “Arr, all has gone dark. And smells of banana.”
Spicoli: “Dude, that’s a lot of trouble to go through for a bag of Zuke’s. Now, if it were Doritos …”
Dennis: “Wow, turtle, you sure can carry a lot of cargo!”
Sky Turtle: “Well, a species doesn’t survive millions of years without learning a few tricks.”
Jack Sparrow: “I’ll just be taking all these ropes and timbers to repair my ship. Savvy?”
Later …
Ron Burgundy: “… and in other news, San Diego Harbor Police released an artist’s sketch of a suspect in the theft of the ‘Star of India’ …”
Mouse: “Do I even want to know?”
Spicoli: “No. But you should check your voice mail more often, dude.”
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Dang, that was some iffy time there but you’ve sure learn the ropes!
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These ADVENTURES of yours make US want to have a visit with that Cap’n Morgan… mom keeps in the Cabinet… Just sayin Dennis… Just sayin.
MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR to you…
Hopefully a Year with NO Adventures… Just sayin. OKAY Bye.
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That artist sketch looks really familiar, dude…
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Phew! Dennis was saved! YAY!!! That artist sketch is a great likeness of someone….hehe
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Phew! Dennis was saved! YAY!!! That artist sketch is a great likeness of someone….hehe
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Another crazy adventure Dennis. Good thing the turtle came by just in time.
Millie & Walter
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That was some high action adventure!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
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Nice cartoons Dennis, you are very creative! Love it!
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All that for a bag of Zukes? Good try, Dennis. You almost won this one.
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Boy those Zukes must be really taste yummy. Dennis safer for you to learn to type & order it on line.
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We are going to ask Santa to bring us a turtle drone like that one – just think of all the places we can visit!!!
Woos – Lightning and Misty
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We love a happy ending, especially the ones where the dog gets the Zukes!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
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Hahaha…MOL… you are fantastic guys..MOL..and such a good climber…MOL 😀 Pawkisses for a wonderful day..Arrr 😀 ❤
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Wow. Um, where to even start? I guess, first, Dennis you are much braver than I am – I’m scared of heights! And Spicoli, well, uh, surely you know some good attorneys….
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Daisy the Bandersnatch
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Very funny 😀
My fav is the tail wagging determines the speed 🙂
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