WD-40oz To Freedom

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K9: “Doctor, Dennis is here with the device you wanted to examine.”
Ninth Doctor: “Thank you, K9. Good dog.”
Dennis: “Aaaaaiiiiieee! Loud! Loud! Lou―hey, is that food?”

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A Heffalump’s Faithful Like Zero Percent

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Spicoli: “Dude, why are you still carrying that fake spider around? I thought you were afraid of it.”
Dennis: “Well I was, but then I realized that I haven’t been attacked by any heffalumps while I’ve had it, so I think it’s keeping the heffalumps away.”
Spicoli: “That’s funny, I don’t remember you having a problem with being attacked by heffalumps before Vermin dropped the spider on your head.”
Dennis: “Well I wasn’t. But I could have.”

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Observed Around The House

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Spicoli: “So are you feeling better now that your friend Billy Idol told you that’s just a toy spider and not a killer plastic alien invader, dude?”
Dennis: “Yep! That wasn’t Billy Idol, though, that was the Doctor.”
Spicoli: “Dude! Seriously? What is he a doctor of? Can he write me a prescription?”
Dennis: “Ummm, I don’t think he’s a veterinarian. I’ve never seen him with a dog. Except for me of course.”

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Wage Slave Wednesday: Workin’ For A Livin’

Dada’s Note:  Although Dennis is no longer able to really run or jump or enjoy the sorts of dog sports he used to do, he still loves to learn and is always eager to work for treats.  He just does it in a lower impact fashion these days …

Overheard Around The House

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Spicoli: “So you’re feeling better about that snail after you talked to your mama on that gadget, dude?”
Dennis: “A bit.”
Spicoli: “I bet the treats helped too, right, dude?”
Dennis: “Yes, watching you eat them was very relaxing.”

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Can You Hear Me Now?

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Spicoli: “Dude, what’s this electronic gadget thingie?”
Dennis: “It’s a dog video chat phone. It lets me call Mama and Dada when I’m worried about something. Also, it dispenses treats.”
Vermin: “HISSSS! Silly scaredy dog! I can only imagine how much use that’ll get! I give it two hours before they stop taking your calls!”
Dennis: “They can’t stop taking my calls! They’re Mama and Dada!”

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