Can You Hear Me Now?


Spicoli: “Dude, what’s this electronic gadget thingie?”
Dennis: “It’s a dog video chat phone. It lets me call Mama and Dada when I’m worried about something. Also, it dispenses treats.”
Vermin: “HISSSS! Silly scaredy dog! I can only imagine how much use that’ll get! I give it two hours before they stop taking your calls!”
Dennis: “They can’t stop taking my calls! They’re Mama and Dada!”


Spicoli: “Dude, don’t listen to Vermin.  So where did you get it?”
Dennis: “I found it in one of my beds on Christmas morning. It had a note on it that said it was from Santa Claus. I think I must finally be off the ‘naughty’ list.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Nasty dog! Everyone knows how you attacked the North Pole with your tank! Why would Santa ever take you off the ‘naughty’ list after that?”
Dennis: “That was a misunderstanding. And also it wasn’t my tank. And it was Trouble’s fault.”


Spicoli: “So let’s see how it works. Call them up. Have them give us treats.”
Dennis: “I can’t do that right now, Spicoli. There has to be an emergency or I have to be really scared or something.”
Spicoli: “Dude, this is an emergency. I’m bored and I want a treat.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Don’t worry, nasty stoner patchouli-smelling dog! Something will come along and scare the scaredy-cat red dog any second!”
Dennis: “Ha ha ha! That’s what you think! My resolution this year is to be just as brave as Trixie was!”


Vermin: “Wait for it …”


Dennis: “AAAAIIIEEEE! That snail is trying to get into the house! I’m calling my Mama!”
Spicoli: “Dude …”
Vermin: “Told you so!”

Meanwhile …


Mr. Nibbles: “What’s going on, friend mouse?”
Mouse: “According to Wireshark, an unknown device just joined our wifi network and initiated a connection to a proxy server at the North Pole.”

19 Comments on “Can You Hear Me Now?

  1. Be careful of those awful snails. Keep an eye out for them. Take care, Jim


  2. Our mom cracked up over the line that it is an emergency cuz you’re bored and need a treat. BOL! We’ll have to see what happens now that you are in the server!

    Happy New Year!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley


  3. Just don’t get caught hacking – you might get expelled like those dumb Russians:)

    Happy New Year, Dennis and family – hope 2017 treats you all well.

    Woos – Lightning and Misty


  4. great story Dennis, i hope to be brave than you this year, and remember that parents need time off too! 🙂 happy new year to you and be brave!


  5. Oh no Dennis…be careful with that phone/treat giver….We have a bad feeling about it… ;-).

    Happy New Year Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo


  6. EEWWWW a snail…mee wood get LadyMum fur sure!!!
    An that Possum dude needss a good *smackypaw*….
    Want mee to come over Dennis??? 😉
    ***nose rubsss*** Siddhartha Henry xxxxx


  7. Hey Dennis, Happy New Year! What a cool gift, I know you will enjoy treats and talking to mama and dada when ever you want. Don’t listen to Vermin, that nasty thing.


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