Can You Hear Me Now?

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Spicoli: “Dude, what’s this electronic gadget thingie?”
Dennis: “It’s a dog video chat phone. It lets me call Mama and Dada when I’m worried about something. Also, it dispenses treats.”
Vermin: “HISSSS! Silly scaredy dog! I can only imagine how much use that’ll get! I give it two hours before they stop taking your calls!”
Dennis: “They can’t stop taking my calls! They’re Mama and Dada!”

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Spicoli: “Dude, don’t listen to Vermin.  So where did you get it?”
Dennis: “I found it in one of my beds on Christmas morning. It had a note on it that said it was from Santa Claus. I think I must finally be off the ‘naughty’ list.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Nasty dog! Everyone knows how you attacked the North Pole with your tank! Why would Santa ever take you off the ‘naughty’ list after that?”
Dennis: “That was a misunderstanding. And also it wasn’t my tank. And it was Trouble’s fault.”

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Spicoli: “So let’s see how it works. Call them up. Have them give us treats.”
Dennis: “I can’t do that right now, Spicoli. There has to be an emergency or I have to be really scared or something.”
Spicoli: “Dude, this is an emergency. I’m bored and I want a treat.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Don’t worry, nasty stoner patchouli-smelling dog! Something will come along and scare the scaredy-cat red dog any second!”
Dennis: “Ha ha ha! That’s what you think! My resolution this year is to be just as brave as Trixie was!”

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Vermin: “Wait for it …”

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Dennis: “AAAAIIIEEEE! That snail is trying to get into the house! I’m calling my Mama!”
Spicoli: “Dude …”
Vermin: “Told you so!”

Meanwhile …

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Mr. Nibbles: “What’s going on, friend mouse?”
Mouse: “According to Wireshark, an unknown device just joined our wifi network and initiated a connection to a proxy server at the North Pole.”

19 Comments on “Can You Hear Me Now?

  1. Be careful of those awful snails. Keep an eye out for them. Take care, Jim

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  2. Our mom cracked up over the line that it is an emergency cuz you’re bored and need a treat. BOL! We’ll have to see what happens now that you are in the server!

    Happy New Year!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  3. Just don’t get caught hacking – you might get expelled like those dumb Russians:)

    Happy New Year, Dennis and family – hope 2017 treats you all well.

    Woos – Lightning and Misty

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  4. great story Dennis, i hope to be brave than you this year, and remember that parents need time off too! 🙂 happy new year to you and be brave!

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  5. Oh no Dennis…be careful with that phone/treat giver….We have a bad feeling about it… ;-).

    Happy New Year Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  6. EEWWWW a snail…mee wood get LadyMum fur sure!!!
    An that Possum dude needss a good *smackypaw*….
    Want mee to come over Dennis??? 😉
    ***nose rubsss*** Siddhartha Henry xxxxx

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  7. Hey Dennis, Happy New Year! What a cool gift, I know you will enjoy treats and talking to mama and dada when ever you want. Don’t listen to Vermin, that nasty thing.

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