Overheard Around The House

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Spicoli: “So you’re feeling better about that snail after you talked to your mama on that gadget, dude?”
Dennis: “A bit.”
Spicoli: “I bet the treats helped too, right, dude?”
Dennis: “Yes, watching you eat them was very relaxing.”

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Spicoli: “Always happy to help out a dude, dude!”
Dennis: “Maybe next time I can have a treat, too …”
Spicoli: “You were pretty tense. It’s  not good to eat when you’re so tense. Gives a dude an upset stomach.”
Dennis: “If I didn’t eat when I was tense, I would never eat at all.”

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Spicoli: “You seem pretty chill now, dude. Call up your mama and ask her for a treat. I’ll let you eat it, I swear.”
Dennis: “But that would be getting a treat without earning it.”
Spicoli: “What?! Dude. Seriously. Are you sure you’re even a dog?”
Dennis: “Well, all right. I’ve been very brave since the snail, and I could go for a snack.”
Opossum: (snickering)

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Dennis: “Hey, mama, can I have a — AAAIIIEEE! Giant spider!”
Spicoli: “That’s a plastic tarantula on a string.”
Dennis: “AAAIIIEEE! Auton spider!”
Spicoli: “Dude …”
9th Doctor: “Autons? Where?”

Meanwhile …

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Mr. Nibbles: “Now what’s going on, friend mouse?”
Mouse: “That device is on the wifi again, routing a video call through the same proxy server at the North Pole. This is like the hundredth time today.”

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17 thoughts on “Overheard Around The House

  1. Princess Leah xxx says:

    I is FRIGHTENED of spiders…….butt, I don’t finks they would put me off TREAT eating!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  2. dorysbackyard says:

    Ummmm Dennis, I might worry more about the Doctor….then the auton spider! I’m afraid things are about to go sideways!
    Smileys!
    Dory

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  3. Even tho mee iss a Buudhist kittyboy mee can not abide thee spidurss….they freek mee out toetallee!!! Mee runss to LadyMum to let her know shee has to fight thee good fight an et rid of thee creepy icky buggie!!!
    Dennis wood you like to share sum treetss with mee???
    **nose bumpsss** Siddhartha Henry xxxx

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