Spicoli: “So are you feeling better now that your friend Billy Idol told you that’s just a toy spider and not a killer plastic alien invader, dude?”
Dennis: “Yep! That wasn’t Billy Idol, though, that was the Doctor.”
Spicoli: “Dude! Seriously? What is he a doctor of? Can he write me a prescription?”
Dennis: “Ummm, I don’t think he’s a veterinarian. I’ve never seen him with a dog. Except for me of course.”
But then …
K9: “Excuse me. Is the Doctor still here? I need a prescription refill for WD-40.”
Spicoli: “Last I saw, he was heading down to Trouble’s old lab to talk to the mouse.”
Dennis: “AAAAIIIEEEE! It’s a tiny Imperial Walker!”
K9: “Thank you. I will go find him there.”
Spicoli: “Don’t mention it, dude. Hey, how are you going to get down the stairs with no legs?”
K9: “The same way Daleks do.”
Dennis: “AAAAIIIEEE! It’s a Dalek! Moooommmmm!!!”
Spicoli: “Dude …”
Possum: “HISSS! Come to possum, delicious kibble!”
Spicoli: “That thing with the tin dog sure was weird, dude.”
Dennis: “You’re right. It’s like things have been coming out of the woodwork to scare me ever since Santa brought me this gadget for calling Mama.”
Spicoli: “Dude, things coming out of the woodwork to scare you is like the least weird thing ever. I was talking about the WD-40 prescription. Everyone knows you can get WD-40 over the counter.”
Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “Mmm, that giant spider looks delicious …”
Meanwhile …
Mouse: “So what do you think, Doctor?”
Ninth Doctor: “You’re right, these readings are quite suspicious. And judging by how many treats have popped out of Dennis’s communications device, I would hazard a guess that it’s bigger on the inside.”
K9: “Doctor! Doctor! Give me the news! I’ve got a bad case of rusted screws!”
The Oceanside Animals 
Now I know what’s wrong with my Dad…rusted screws!
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Hehehehe rusted screws hehehehe…….
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How do we get one of those treat machines Dennis? That last line today really cracked us up.
Millie & Walter
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Dennis have a great day ignoring the distractions. JIm
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How khome our humans are sooooo furry strange?
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
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We now have an earworm from that last line.
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I am going to be singing that all day! LOL
PS: That spider still scares me!
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We need a RX for WD40 for Jan’s rusted screws. And perhaps a drop or two for the memory?
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Our mom says someone has a very creative mind! We have some WD40 if you need to borrow it!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
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OMD OMDennis… that Spider Scares the POOPS outta Us…
We have an EARWORM now. OKAY BYE.
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So is that what is wrong with the Momster – rusted screws? We need to get her some of that WD-40 too. Maybe then we would get a walk.
Woos – Lightning and Misty
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I think rusted screws sound delicious. Also I’ve never tasted a spider…. Just sayin’.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Hmmmm….Dennis…I’d quietly walk away from that dispenser and the ninja hedgehog…umm and the Doctor!!
We have a very bad feeling about this….
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
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Brilliant post. I’m loving that spider.
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MOL…Thank Cat it was only the vet…MOL 😀 Pawkisses for a Happy Day 🙂 ❤
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Oh no, you need a newer Doctor!! Or an older one. I reckon Tom Baker would be the best Doctor because he found K9!!!
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LadyMum iss laffin herself silly Dennis! Shee sayss thee line “Doctor, Doctor mee got reusted screwss’ iss heelareuss. Shee said Rober Palmer wood bee laffin all so.
(Mee has not clue what shee iss mee-yowin about so do not mind mee!)
All mee knows, iss that thee spider iss icky, icky, icky even if it iss just plastick!!
**shuddersss** Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=
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