the lukk o’the irish!!! or not!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am tayking a kwik brayk frum owr meeting with the big skarry bird to diskuss sum importent topiks naymly perry-o and cardy-o!!! now of korse evrywun nos cardy-o is verry importent and wun of the primary keys to servival in the eevent of natcheral disasters sutch as a zombee apokalips check it owt!!!

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Meeting Crashers

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Mr. Nibbles: “What do you think it wants?”
Dennis: “I don’t know. It never talks or moves. It just stands there motionless.”
Producer Smurf: “I can’t believe you’re all smurfing out over a bird.”
Spicoli: “Yeah, dudes! Stop smurfing out already!”
Vermin: “HISSS! Now let me show you nasty dogs and stupid rodents how opossum camouflage really works.”
Mouse: “Opossum camouflage? So you finally admit you’re not a cat?”
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dada wun!!! thank yoo nice reederz!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay thank yoo for voting for my dadas buk!!! tooday he fownd owt that he wun last weeks pitch perfekt award!!! i think that meenz ekstra cookeez for me now luk he eeven sed so in the post wot i just stole frum his blog!!! yoo all saw it!!! now he has to giv me the cookeez it is in riting and evrything!!! ok bye

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