the lukk o’the irish!!! or not!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am tayking a kwik brayk frum owr meeting with the big skarry bird to diskuss sum importent topiks naymly perry-o and cardy-o!!! now of korse evrywun nos cardy-o is verry importent and wun of the primary keys to servival in the eevent of natcheral disasters sutch as a zombee apokalips check it owt!!!

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Meeting Crashers

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Mr. Nibbles: “What do you think it wants?”
Dennis: “I don’t know. It never talks or moves. It just stands there motionless.”
Producer Smurf: “I can’t believe you’re all smurfing out over a bird.”
Spicoli: “Yeah, dudes! Stop smurfing out already!”
Vermin: “HISSS! Now let me show you nasty dogs and stupid rodents how opossum camouflage really works.”
Mouse: “Opossum camouflage? So you finally admit you’re not a cat?”
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dada wun!!! thank yoo nice reederz!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay thank yoo for voting for my dadas buk!!! tooday he fownd owt that he wun last weeks pitch perfekt award!!! i think that meenz ekstra cookeez for me now luk he eeven sed so in the post wot i just stole frum his blog!!! yoo all saw it!!! now he has to giv me the cookeez it is in riting and evrything!!! ok bye

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vote for dada!!! if yoo want too!!!

add on note frum dennis!!! hay it luks like the paydj duz want yoo to log in with yore wurdpress or faysebuk akkownt and dada just didnt notiss that on akkownt of he like never logs owt of ennything!!! so pleez do not wurry if yoo kannot git to the voting dada stil apreesheyayts the support frum evrybuddy!!! ok bye

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay my dadas fantasee buk shards is up for a prize this week if it gits the most votes!!! now my dada is not jenerally wun for asking peepul to do things for him or eeven for telling peepul he rites buks but sinse i am a dog and like to help my hyoomans i thawt i wood shayr this heer and if enny of my nice reederz ar so inklined yoo kan klik the imadj and go to the voting paydj and vote for his buk becuz that first buk their has pulld ahed of his in the voting!!! i do not think their is enny rejistrayshun or sining up reekwired to vote!!! so heer is dadas post abowt it wot i lifted frum his awthor blog wot no wun reeds!!! thank yoo nice reederz!!! ok bye

Vote for Pedro! Well, or, seeing as Pedro isn’t in the running for a Pitch Perfect Pick this week, you could vote for my book Shards, if you want to … Clicking on the image below will take you to the voting page.

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I only voted once for myself, because that’s how I roll, which means I got an actual vote from somebody who isn’t me.  I don’t know who else voted for Shards, but thank you, anonymous person!  And another thank you to anyone else who might have the time and inclination to pay Underground Book Reviews a visit and place a vote for Shards — as far as I can tell, no login or account is required!