hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel on fryday i had my dentals wurkd on by perry o’dontal the irishman!!! i herd them telling mama and dada they had to pull wun tooth at the bak wot had its pulp expozed and they pulld another tooth wot wuz neer my absess but they left the other tooth in playse thinking it can be sayvd!!! yeah sayve toofeez!!!
the vetnameez peepul tuk verry gud kayr of me and treeted me ekstra speshul on akkownt of my hart and i wuz verry verry brayv abowt the hole thing!!! i kan proov it i hav a sertifikat chek it owt!!!
yeah see that it is a sertifikat of brayvery wot is sined by the vetnameez persun hoo helpd perry o’dontal do the proseedjoor and wot has got my pikcher on it!!! in yore fayse kowardly lion yoo just got a stoopid medal with no pikcher on it at all!!! and no yoo kannot has my sertifikat!!!
i meen soor maybe i hav got to ware a kone for a wile but it is not a kone of shaym it is a kone of kooradj!!!
now of korse kooradj and brayvery ar both all wel and gud but yoo no wot else is gud??? freedum!!!
it shoor seems to tayk a long time to git home wen yoo ar waring a kone of kooradj maybe it has sumthing to do with going slow for the kone zone
ah yes their is no playse like home!!!
now let me eksplayn how the kone of kooradj wurks!!! yoo see the wide end of the kone akts as a skoop wot kollekts whotever reesidjooal kooradj mite stil be floting arownd the howse!!! so it may luk like i am just wandring randumly bak and forth but akchooaly i am kollekting up all the drifting kooradj!!!
yoo no all that gray stuf wot kollekts on home surfisses??? wel that is not dust it is kooradj!!! eksept wen it is the vashta nerada!!! eether way yoo dont want to mes with it and that is why nobuddy arownd heer ever wipes things off arownd heer!!!
but like ennything else it is posibul to kollekt too mutch kooradj and i think i hav gatherd up enuf now dont yoo???
i sed thats enuf kooradj for now!!!
hmm evidently mama and dada think i need mor kooradj
fortchoonatly wen it wuz time for me to go to bed reealized that if kontinyood gathering kooradj up all nite long then i mite be so kooraydjus that nobuddy wood sleep inklooding them so they tuk pitty on me and put me in the komfy kone!!! wich lasted until i figgerd owt how to tayk the komfy kone off wich wuz not verry long at all!!! at wich poynt dada tuk the komfy kone off me and lo dennis emerdjd viktoryus frum the battel of the kone!!! no kone no kone kone no —
so yes remooving the komfy kone wuz just a feint by krool krool dada!!! but hmmmmm yoo no wot it is not an inflaytabul ring of shaym it is a ring of ryetchusness!!! i meen after all luk how menny times the byootiful trixie wore it rite??? ooh i bet that if i go owtside and the eevil perpetrayters see the ring of ryetchusness they wil think trixie is bak and they wil flee in terror!!!
i think it wurkd their ar no eevil perpetraytors to be fownd owtside just klowns and jokers and dada!!! wile the eevil perpetraytors ar in disarray on akkownt of they hav mistayken me for trixie in the ring of ryetchusness i must tayk steps to enshoor my kontinyood sayfty frum them!!! lets go bak inside and git started!!!
yes me and mama and my treets wil be sayf and sownd in owr pillo and blankit fort!!! sorry dada the fort is ful!!! but maybe yoo kan put on the kone of kooradj and then yoo wil not be so skayrd!!! ha ha ok bye