The Hipster Kitties
And their imaginary friends
The Mild Hunt
Mr. Nibbles: “Did we lose it?”
Mouse: “I think so. It got distracted by the fish tank.”
Producer Smurf: “This is not smurfy, not smurfy at all. Spicoli, you should be protecting your friends from that bird, not napping!”
Spicoli: “Yo, blue dude, I’m totally alert and keeping an eye out so the bird doesn’t catch the mouse or Mr. Nibbles.”
Producer Smurf: “Or me either, right?”
Spicoli: “Sorry, I thought we were just talking about my friends.”
Mouse: “If Trixie or Saya or Tucker were here, they would take care of that bird.”
Mr. Nibbles: “Miss Trixie or Miss Saya would run it off, I’m sure, but Mr. Tucker was never much of a watch or guard dog.”
Mouse: “No, but he would have figured out a way to trick it into the oven and roast it for dinner.”
Producer Smurf: “Ha ha, very funny, Spicoli. Why don’t you smurf yourself useful and go see if the bird is still smurfing at the fish tank?”
Spicoli: “That would involve getting up and moving around.”
Mr. Nibbles: “Please go take a look, Mr. Spicoli?”
Spicoli: “Sure, Mr. Nibbles. Be right back!”
Producer Smurf: “Oh, sure, he’ll smurf it for you, but not for me. I see how it is. Very smurfy.”
Mouse: “You can smurf more flies with honey than with vinegar.”
Dennis: “I’ll take some honey please.”
Mouse: “Nobody has any honey, Dennis. And thanks for all your help with the bird, by the way.”
Mr. Nibbles: “How did you manage to fit under that sofa, Mr. Dennis?”
Dennis: “It wasn’t easy!”
And then …
Spicoli: “I think you’re in the clear, dudes, the bird is gone. Oh, wait …”
12 Comments on “The Mild Hunt”
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oh maybe he came back to life? that’s a miracle…..you can do wonders Dennis…
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The cheek of that bird go get him Dennis,xx Speedy
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Be careful, D. That is no ordinary bird. Plus he will peck your face off.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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That bird could make an entree of all of you.
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Don’t come out from under the couch yet, Dennis!
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Just when you thought it was safe to come out from under the couch…..EEEEEEEEEK!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
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Dennis, we hope you get enough honey to keep you busy under that sofa for a very long time. It looks like the evil bird has been resurrected.
Woos – Lightning and Misty
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I wouldn’t mess with that weird bird Dennis, no matter what the smurf might say!
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Dennis is the “man”
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Need any help on that bird, guys..MOL 😀 Double Pawkisses for a Happy Week 🙂 ❤ ❤
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….that’s one big bird on your couch, i’d be careful…..
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Shivers. That bird looks scary my friends. Stay strong. You want me to send Hemi your way? XOXO – Bacon
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