Have Some Big Cash

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Dennis: “Okay, here we are in Washington, DC! Now what do we do?”
Vermin: “HISSS! Now we get your money, silly dog! Just give me your photo ID and I will go inside and get to work.”
Dennis: “I haven’t got a photo ID. I’m a dog.”
Vermin: “HISSS! What are you talking about? Don’t you dogs have to be licensed?”
Dennis: “Oh of course! But it doesn’t have my picture on it. It’s just a piece of metal that I wear on my collar.”
Vermin: “HISSS! I see. In that case, I will resort to Plan B.

Momentarily …

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Dennis: “Wow! What a handsome disguise that is!”
Vermin: “HISSS! Thank you. I traded some mealworms to a ninja hedgehog to get it.”

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Vermin: “HISSS! I’ll be back in a flash with 400 grand, cash!”
Dennis: “Great!”

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Dennis: “What’s this? Somebody left me delicious paper to shred?”

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But Suddenly …

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Vermin: “HISSSS! Okay, let’s go!”
Dennis: “Was there some sort of problem getting the money … ?”
Vermin: “HISSS! No, no problem! Well, I mean, that email was a scam and the person who sent it doesn’t exist, so I stole the money from their vault, but otherwise it all went fine.”

15 thoughts on “Have Some Big Cash

  1. dorysbackyard says:

    Uh……oh…..Ummmm, Dennis?? We think maybe you should RUN!!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
    PeeEss..Thanks of all the tail wags for Miss Dory!

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  2. *sheesh* We miss a week and all of a sudden it looks like you are going to seeing your old buddy Bugs in jail again… Hopefully this won’t cost you more green papers in the long run….

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Daisy the Bandersnatch

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  3. joandstella says:

    J is for the jerks that you will meet there, A is for the Awful things they do, I is for the guy you will be howling for and L is for the Loot you tried to steal. Put them all together they spell JAIL and you and that crooked possum will be there cooliing your heels!

    I hope Bugs shows up to help you! Your pal, Stella (who stays outta the clink since my mom adopted me.)

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hello nice reeder its dennis the vizsla dog hay leev me a peemail if yoo want to!!! ok bye

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