The Chicago Way


Dennis: “There sure is a lot of whooping and clanging going on back at the bank.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Oh it’s just the cops. Nothing to worry about. Where are we going next?”
Dennis: “Chicago. Dada has an unclaimed box full of money in a warehouse there.”


Soon …


Dennis: “Hmm this is the address. It looks a little run down though.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Any place that leaves four million dollars sitting in a box for two years probablt doesn’t know much about running a business.”
Dennis: “Good point!”
Vermin: “HISSS! Of course it is! Will you be coming in this time to help me carry your loot?”
Dennis: “The last time I was in a warehouse it didn’t work out so well …”


Vermin: “HISSS! Of course it didn’t!  All right, let me put on my disguise. I’ll be back in a flash!”


Vermin: “HISSSS! The front door is locked! I’m going in via the roof!”
Dennis: “Okay! Bye!”  (thinking)  “Hmm, wholesale meat …”


Before Long …


Vermin: “HISSS! What a weird place! There was no one inside, only this huge crate that’s chained shut. So I just took the whole thing.”
Dennis: “Is there money in it?”
Vermin: “HISSS! Well, there’s something thumping around in there!”
Vermin: “HISSSS! Speaking of money, where are all the money bags I left with you … ?”
Dennis: “Oh I used the green papers to buy this giant box of meat! Isn’t it great?”

Meanwhile …


Ron Burgundy: “In our top story tonight, federal officials are investigating a multi-state crime spree allegedly being carried out by noted Internet celebrity Dennis the Vizsla Dog …”
Mouse: “I knew this was going to happen.”
Producer Smurf: “Fake news! Not smurfy!”
Mr. Nibbles: “I agree, Producer Smurf. Mr. Dennis is no criminal.”
Producer Smurf: “Oh I totally smurf that Dennis is on a crime spree. I was smurfing about the ‘noted Internet celebrity’ part.”

15 thoughts on “The Chicago Way

  1. When it finally comes down to the end, its all about food. Also if the offer seems too good to be true then it probably is. have a great day. Jim


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