Dennis: “There sure is a lot of whooping and clanging going on back at the bank.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Oh it’s just the cops. Nothing to worry about. Where are we going next?”
Dennis: “Chicago. Dada has an unclaimed box full of money in a warehouse there.”
Soon …
Dennis: “Hmm this is the address. It looks a little run down though.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Any place that leaves four million dollars sitting in a box for two years probablt doesn’t know much about running a business.”
Dennis: “Good point!”
Vermin: “HISSS! Of course it is! Will you be coming in this time to help me carry your loot?”
Dennis: “The last time I was in a warehouse it didn’t work out so well …”
Vermin: “HISSS! Of course it didn’t! All right, let me put on my disguise. I’ll be back in a flash!”
Vermin: “HISSSS! The front door is locked! I’m going in via the roof!”
Dennis: “Okay! Bye!” (thinking) “Hmm, wholesale meat …”
Before Long …
Vermin: “HISSS! What a weird place! There was no one inside, only this huge crate that’s chained shut. So I just took the whole thing.”
Dennis: “Is there money in it?”
Vermin: “HISSS! Well, there’s something thumping around in there!”
Vermin: “HISSSS! Speaking of money, where are all the money bags I left with you … ?”
Dennis: “Oh I used the green papers to buy this giant box of meat! Isn’t it great?”
Meanwhile …
Ron Burgundy: “In our top story tonight, federal officials are investigating a multi-state crime spree allegedly being carried out by noted Internet celebrity Dennis the Vizsla Dog …”
Mouse: “I knew this was going to happen.”
Producer Smurf: “Fake news! Not smurfy!”
Mr. Nibbles: “I agree, Producer Smurf. Mr. Dennis is no criminal.”
Producer Smurf: “Oh I totally smurf that Dennis is on a crime spree. I was smurfing about the ‘noted Internet celebrity’ part.”
The Oceanside Animals 
ouch…. Dennis you can hide in my toybox no one will you find there… not even the feral bureau of investigations…
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We are glad you are being recognized as a noted internet celebrity.
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oh no Dennis! Your face is all over the news. Better call for help!
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oh no Dennis! Your face is all over the news. Better call for help!
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How did they get onto you so quickly, Dennis? And how are you going to get home with a huge box of meat and a large crate?
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Oh cats, that’s bad, tell us what is happening now. Do you need help from a fat cat in Finland?
Kosmo
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WE are certain this is a true case of fake news!!! It is good to see you as a celebrity, Dennis, but not as a criminal!!!
Woos – Lightning and Misty
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“Noted Internet celebrity” is my favorite word! Yay, you, D.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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When it finally comes down to the end, its all about food. Also if the offer seems too good to be true then it probably is. have a great day. Jim
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eve the news about fake news is now fake news. The above is about as real as it gets
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Pikhkles and poppyseeds = The Chikhago Way!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra&Holly
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Wow, he called you an Internet Celebrity! You are viral even if the methods are suspicious!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
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Dude, come to the Hotel Thompson. No one would ever find you here hiding with the pet rocks. XOXO – Bacon
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Hmmm. I think Ron has his report wrong. Dennis paid cold hard cash for that box o’ meat. It’s the hissy-faced one that committed a B&E! 🙂
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Oh Dennis how do you get into these pickles????
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