The Chicago Way


Dennis: “There sure is a lot of whooping and clanging going on back at the bank.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Oh it’s just the cops. Nothing to worry about. Where are we going next?”
Dennis: “Chicago. Dada has an unclaimed box full of money in a warehouse there.”


Soon …


Dennis: “Hmm this is the address. It looks a little run down though.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Any place that leaves four million dollars sitting in a box for two years probablt doesn’t know much about running a business.”
Dennis: “Good point!”
Vermin: “HISSS! Of course it is! Will you be coming in this time to help me carry your loot?”
Dennis: “The last time I was in a warehouse it didn’t work out so well …”


Vermin: “HISSS! Of course it didn’t!  All right, let me put on my disguise. I’ll be back in a flash!”


Vermin: “HISSSS! The front door is locked! I’m going in via the roof!”
Dennis: “Okay! Bye!”  (thinking)  “Hmm, wholesale meat …”


Before Long …


Vermin: “HISSS! What a weird place! There was no one inside, only this huge crate that’s chained shut. So I just took the whole thing.”
Dennis: “Is there money in it?”
Vermin: “HISSS! Well, there’s something thumping around in there!”
Vermin: “HISSSS! Speaking of money, where are all the money bags I left with you … ?”
Dennis: “Oh I used the green papers to buy this giant box of meat! Isn’t it great?”

Meanwhile …


Ron Burgundy: “In our top story tonight, federal officials are investigating a multi-state crime spree allegedly being carried out by noted Internet celebrity Dennis the Vizsla Dog …”
Mouse: “I knew this was going to happen.”
Producer Smurf: “Fake news! Not smurfy!”
Mr. Nibbles: “I agree, Producer Smurf. Mr. Dennis is no criminal.”
Producer Smurf: “Oh I totally smurf that Dennis is on a crime spree. I was smurfing about the ‘noted Internet celebrity’ part.”

15 thoughts on “The Chicago Way

  1. Jim Streeter says:

    When it finally comes down to the end, its all about food. Also if the offer seems too good to be true then it probably is. have a great day. Jim


hello nice reeder its dennis the vizsla dog hay leev me a peemail if yoo want to!!! ok bye

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