Teen Point Five Million


Vermin: “HISSS! I’m not sure I’m entirely comfortable traveling over all this water on a heavily laden  magic flying coaster.”
Dennis: “Oh it’s fine! I’ve only got one more stop to make and I don’t think it’s very far.”
Vermin: “HISSS! All right, good! Where are we going?”
Dennis: “Burkina Faso.”


Vermin: “HISSS! This email says ‘teen million five hundred thousand’. What are you going to do with 1.5 million American teens? And why do you have to go to Burkina Faso to get them?”
Dennis: “I’m sure that’s just a typo. I emailed them back and they said everything is in order and they’re waiting for me.”

Soon …


Vermin: “HISSS! You were saying?”
Dennis: “Let me see that email again …”

Meanwhile …


Ron Burgundy: “In international news: Unrest in Burkina Faso today as millions of American teenagers flooded the capital after paying $5 each for an iPhone 7. Eyewitnesses report that noted Internet celebrity Dennis the Vizsla has arrived on the scene with a large crate. We have no word on its contents but authorities believe it is full of counterfeit iPhones.”
Mr. Nibbles: “Where would Mr. Dennis get that many counterfeit phones?”
Mouse: “I suppose we need to start arranging bail money again.”
Producer Smurf: “I smurf that Dennis has a crate! So this must be a true story!”
Spicoli: “Dudes, I need somebody to come listen at the door of the hallway bedroom and tell me if they hear meowing.”

10 thoughts on “Teen Point Five Million

  1. Excellent, Dennis! Sounds like a terrific adventure after a dearth of exciting times Don’t worry about the teenagers, they have little patience with waiting around. But whats this about a cat? You haven’t reincarnated “You know Who”, have you? She was such a meanie! Hugs all around, especially Dennis and Spicoli!
    Your pal. Stella


  2. Uh…oh, we thin you might want to stop and get one of those iPhone’s Dennis, looks like fun!!
    Arty & Jakey


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