Dennis: “I don’t see why my box of meat has to be in the blast chamber. It’s just meat.”
Ambassador: “Bob said so and Bob is the expert.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Stupid big dog! Why are you complaining? If the crate has a bomb in it and the bomb goes off, we’ll have instant barbecue!”
Dennis: “Oooh, you’re right! Blow it up, Bob!”
Bob the Pyromaniac Builder: “All right, I’m going to open the crate!”
Ambassador: “What’s inside? A bomb? iPhones?”
Bob the Pyromaniac Builder: “It’s strangely dark inside. I think I’ll blow it up just to be safe.”
Dennis: “You just want to blow it up because you’re a pyromaniac!”
Bob the Pyromaniac Builder: “That too.”
But Suddenly …
Bob the Pyromaniac Builder: “AAAIIIEEEE!”
Dennis: “I don’t see any barbecue …”
Soon …
Bugs Bunny: “Well if it ain’t my old friend Dennis the Vizsla! And I see you have a new trainee! Hey is Marvin the Martian in the area? I thought I heard an earth-shattering kaboom a little while ago.”
Vermin: “HISSS! That crazy rabbit again! Is he in every prison on the planet?”
Dennis: “I think so.”
Meanwhile …
Poet Smurf: “Thanks for listening. That haiku was called ‘No Wonder Producer Smurf Hangs Out With These Losers, They Make Him Look Slightly Less Stupid”. Next I would like to read a narrative poem called “I’m Surrounded By Hipster Kittens Who Think Facial Hair Is A Social Statement”.
Charlee: “Chaplin, are we allowed to pounce on competitors in the poetry slam?”
Producer Smurf: “If you do, I’ll make sure that Spicoli smurfs you up with some primo catnip.”
Spicoli: “I can’t believe I paid $20 for a ticket to this.”
The Oceanside Animals 
Whew, that was tense Dennis! Will Builder Bob survive??? Charlie and Chaplin you better lay it down hard and show those Smurfs what it’s all about! Happy Mother’s Day to your Mama Dennis!
Luvs
Marty and the Gang
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Well Dennis, one thing for sure, I’m hungry now so let’s eat!
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What a let down. I was hoping for some barbecue. Mmmmm…. Meat.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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MEAT!
Yummy tasty MEAT!!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: MEAT!!!
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OMC…are you going to eat Bob…you don’t, do you…MOL 😀 Pawkisses for a wonderful day 🙂 ❤
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I have to say I don’t think I have ever seen anything cuter than a kitty in a bower hat…except for 2 kitties in bowler hats!!
Meanwhile…not sure who is going to break you out of jail Dennis…your kitties look a bit pre-occupied 😉
Happy Mother’s Day Smileys!
Bilbo, Jakey & Arty
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I’m glad the kittens are taking a role in the dramas.
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Like the commercial on TV used to say, “Where’s the beef”. Have a great day.
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We would like our meat on the rare side please! Happy MOther’s Day!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
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So your barbecue was a blast but you didn’t get any of it? And that ended you up in the slammer again? You need a pemanent Get Out Of Jail Card.
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BBQ???? Oh I luffs a BBQ, yum, yum!!!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
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Dearest Dennis, all we can say is let’s hope Charlee and Chaplin are on YOUR side:)
Happy Mother’s Day to your Mama.
Woos – Lightning and Misty
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Where oh where did the meat go??? Now I’m here and there’s no bar-b-q?
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