eye beady??? or eye be dee???

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i wanted to let evrywun no that my biopsee reezults hav come bak on wen they minnyatchoorized sum sientists and sent them into my tummy in a submareen to steel sampels!!! at leest that is wot i think they did!!! ennyway the reezults hav come bak and it is not sum of the skarrier wurds that it cud hav ben like wurds wot start with the letter c insted they sed i hav mild eye beady in my tummy and upper thing wot comes after the tummy and mild to modderate eye beady in the lower thing wot comes after the tummy!!! hmm eye beady just like popeye the sailor man!!!

im strong to the middel cuz i eets me kibbel!!!

now of korse eye beady or maybe its pronownsd eye be dee is wun of the things wot my brother tucker the other vizsla dog had i hav always wanted to be mor like my brother and now i am!!! altho dada sez i cud hav emyoolayted sum of his other karakteristiks like feerlessness or lapdogness hay dada do not tel me how i shud be!!! their ar stil a fyoo mor tests to be dun but i am told that the most powerful treetmint for my kundishun wood be the majikal eliksir prednizone but i kannot tayk the majikal eliksir prednizone on akkownt of my bad heart and so i wil probly be tayking the not kwite as majikal eliksir boodestiny or umm maybe it wuz boodesonide ennyway that is also sumthing tucker tuk so see i am becoming mor and mor like tucker the longer this post goze on!!! if i keep tawking long enuf then just watch i wil be on the kownter steeling chikkin owt of the sink or sumthing!!! it cud happin!!! ha ha ok bye

18 thoughts on “eye beady??? or eye be dee???

  1. I is sooooo glad the ‘c’ word was not needed in your report
    My peeps often call me ‘Ditto’ when they means I is getting like my previous paws, is Dada starting to calls you ‘Ditto’ as well?
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  2. We are glad the worst fears were NOT realized! Sometimes our pawrents think me and Stanley are twins and other times not too much in common. Can you bark out the tune “I Gotta Be Me!”?

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley


  3. That sounds WAY less scary than I thought, D the V. Medicine is delicious- especially when it’s “hidden” in cream cheese, PeanutButter, or wrapped in a slice of ham! Bring on the medicine. You are strong. Like Batman.

    Love and licks,


  4. Dennis I hope there is anuffer magic potion what helps you to feel better… I’m so glad that there is nothing what starts with a stinky c…
    and I will make a magic wish for you tonight… maybe that is like a magic potion too?


  5. We’re relieved to learn you don’t have the c thing! It’s nice you think so highly of your brother Tucker, but when you get on the counter to steal chicken, be sure your mama or dada get pictures!


  6. Oh I’m so happy fur woo, Tucker, I mean, Dennis! Wot? It could happen! Feel better soon! Kisses and tail swishes from Juno who gives woo the paw-ahead to take chicken off the counter. And a “arrrgghhh!” From Loki who promises not to tell on woo for chicken stealin, even tho that’s wot he duz.


  7. We are pretty sure our Dad has that eye beady thing too and maybe one of our human sisters. We don’t know a lot about it in dogs, but we do know that it sounds a lot better than the “C” word. We hope the not as magical treatment helps a lot. You need to be able to keep up with those kitties.

    Woos – Lightning and Misty


  8. Dennis we are so excited that the “C” word isn’t what you have! Well, being more like Tucker isn’t a bad thing at all. Hopefully the rest of the tests come back negative and the new medicine makes you feel much better. Keeping you in our prayers and sending you lots of POTP.
    Marty and the Gang


  9. Dennis, just take the meds the Doc offers and get to feeling good again soon. We love you and we want you to stay/be well and happy!

    Hugs from Jo and Stella


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